Your POV
me and the girls were watching the news about lex luthor in sweet justice
Lex (on TV): i told the british government if was gonna dig under stonehenge i insisted we do it without damaging the monument
Karen: oh man lex luthor, what a guy
me: meh he's not that great
Lex (on TV): you know i've searching for these particular items for years i hope the knowledge it contains will help make the world a better place
me & Zee: (spit ice cream) lex luthor just found the book of eternity/ the staff of forbidden ninja art
Kara: the book of what now and the staff of huh
me: you go first
Zee: the book of eternity, the great wizard merlin wrote it over 1500 years ago. it gives whoever holds it the power to know, and thereby control the future. the ancients buried it under stonehenge to keep it out of the hands of mortals nobody should have that book
Karen: Y/n you explain now
me: The Staff Of Forbidden Ninja Art, merlin made it along with the Book Of Eternity he bestowed it upon a very powerful ninja he soon gave it to his son and the line continued until the last person to wield it used it for evil almost destroying everything until merlin got it back and buried it with the Book Of Eternity. no one but a true ninja should wield that staff
Karen: not even a kind-hearted philanthropist like lex luthor
Zee: no. not even lex luthor
me: and a philanthropist was the last one to hold the staff
Kara: so what are we gonna do ask for it nicely, he just spent a fortune to get that thing
Zee: well he can't keep it, it's too dangerous
Babs: guess we'll just have to sneak into lexcorp tower and take it
Jess: you want us to commit a crime
me: hell yeah
Babs: no stealing a car is a crime, this is friends coming together to pull off a complicated plan that's legally dubious but morally correct while trading banter and wearing cool outfits, all to awesome music. this is a heist
she then started banging on the table and chanting
Babs: (chanting) heist heist heist heist
Diana: assuming this is the course of action we choose, where would we even begin
Babs: i was born for this you guys i have plans, gadgets, disguises i mean im supposed to go to my grandmas in gotham this weekend but im sure i can get out of that
TimeSkip
we all watch Babs leave in a car with her dad to gotham
me: well shit
Zee: does anyone know someone else who can help us break into the most heavily fortified technologically advanced building in the world
Kara & me: um, we might
CatWoman POV
i was breaking into a museum to find a steal a painting i threw a smoke bomb down to see the laser i let down a rope and made my descent down
me: purrrfect
i the let my claws out and started cutting the paper when someone tugged on my rope i then got pulled up and saw it was supergirl and the rest
