Your POV
me and girls stood in shock as we found out CatWoman betrayed us but in hindsight we shoulda seen that coming
Lex: excellent work this evening CatWoman, i like how hard you made them work for it, really felt authentic
me: my foot up your ass is gonna feel authentic
Wonder Woman: our heist was part of your plan, i do not understand
Lex: well that's probably because you don't have a book that tells you the future
Girls: (gasp)
Lex: see, this bad boy said you were gonna ask CatWoman to help rob me, so i simply got to her first and made a better offer
CatWoman: believe it or not his pockets are a little deeper than yours
Lex: it was actually quite convenient, i needed to bring you all here anyway
Bumblebee: you did?
Lex: oh yes The Book Of Eternity has helped me make some big plans and with The Staff it will make me unstoppable and for those plans to work i need there to be distinct lack of hero's in metropolis
Supergirl: so your gonna try and capture every superhero in town tsk
Lex: "gonna" "try"? (scoffs) please
he then pushes a button then walls lift up showing da invincibros and superman in tubes
Flash: hey what's up you guys
Supergirl: haha i mean... oh no Lex caught superman (laughs)
Superman: (weakly) shut up...doofus...
Lex: this ladies and gentlemen is only the beginning for the rest of my plan to work, your just gonna have to wait and see (yawns) now ik your gonna wanna try and stop me but i'd recommend just getting in the cages because i've read ahead and hey, spoiler alert: you lose
we then all get into pose ready to fight
Lex: oh predictable, just have a seat and enjoy the show
then music started playing
Superman: no not the song again
Lex started tapping his foot shaking his hips snapping his fingers doing the slide and we all stared in confusion
me: what the hell
he then started moving forward and moving his shoulder and sticking his lips out doing the Egyptian Supergirl then fired lasers at him but he moved out of the way while dancing she then charged at him but did the splits making him crash into the wall i then drew my double blades and rushed at him
me: fourth fang: boar rush
i then rushed at him slicing my blades but he dodge all of them still dancing Supergirl then busted through the wall charging at him again but still missing and crashing again zatanna then rushed at him along with Green Lantern Zatanna blasted magic at him but he dodge it Green Lantern tried to net him but he still dodged they still kept trying to net and blast him but he still got out of the way Supergirl then tried to laser him but he opened the fridge door and ducked he then looked around his frigde while dodging blast and when bumblebee was tiny and was charging at him he blocked her by opening the top door of the fridge he then pulled a soda out of the fridge he threw the soda up in tha air so it got hit with supergirls lasers instead of him it then dropped and he grabbed it
Lex: hmm still warm
Wonder Woman then charged at Lex trying to punch and kick him but he still kept dodging whilst dancing he made it back to his chair then we all lined up again so me and Supergirl tried to freeze him but he moved out of the way so his soda got frozen
