Your POV
me, babs, karen, Jess, Hal, and garth were out camping in a log cabin and babs was screaming with excitement
Babs: holy potatoes Jess your parent's cabin is so awesome
garth: forget the cabin how 'bout that lake huh huh, look at all that water
me: dude you have a problem, yo Karen pass me my staff
Karen: um ok but did you really have to bring the staff
me: yes
Babs: and no worries about tonight's entertainment 'cause i got it covered nothing goes better with nature and fresh air than
she then threw some of her gadgets and some speakers flat screen and game controllers and a froyo machine came out of it
Babs: Cabin massacre weekend trilogy on a retractable 3D theater screen with ultra 4K resolution display and 10.2 surround sound that runs on...this
she then pulled out a tiny batball with a smiley face
Babs: a nanotech pocket generator that will run our electronics while were roughing it
Jess then took the nanotech
Jess: im sorry Babs but "roughing it" means no tech
Babs: what
Karen: what
Hal: you heard her no tech
Hal then makes a football with his ring
Jess: that also means no powers Hal
Hal: what!?
garth: what!? but lake
me: what!?
she then puts her ring in a bag and held the bag infront of us we then put all our stuff in i even put in my staff against my better judgment we all then stared her down
Jess: don't give me that look we couldn't use our powers even if we wanted to did you forget about
she then motioned over to pam who was standing creepily looking at us
me: why did you invite your girlfriend
Jess: she's not my girlfriend
Babs: um why is she here
Pam: um why am i here
Jess: because it's a weekend surrounded by the glory of nature and who would enjoy it more than ultimate nature lover Pam Isley
Pam then gasped when she sees Babs getting sticks Karen pulling flowers and garth whittling a boat and Hal burning sticks and me taking a whazz on a tree
TimeSkip Night
we were by the fire eating kabobs and laughing while Pam was having a mental breakdown
Jess: isn't this great the stars, the campfire, the camaraderie
me: the worlds most vegan lesbian couple
Jess then threw a rock at my head
me: oww
Jess: i thought you might be hungry so i made us veggie kabobs
me: yeah that's not supposed to be a thing
she then threw another rock at my head
me: stop doing that