#Retreat

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me, babs, karen, Jess, Hal, and garth were out camping in a log cabin and babs was screaming with excitement 

Babs: holy potatoes Jess your parent's cabin is so awesome 

garth: forget the cabin how 'bout that lake huh huh, look at all that water 

me: dude you have a problem, yo Karen pass me my staff 

Karen: um ok but did you really have to bring the staff

me: yes 

Babs: and no worries about tonight's entertainment 'cause i got it covered nothing goes better with nature and fresh air than 

she then threw some of her gadgets and some speakers flat screen and game controllers and a froyo machine came out of it  

Babs: Cabin massacre weekend trilogy on a retractable 3D theater screen with ultra 4K resolution display and 10.2 surround sound that runs on...this 

she then pulled out a tiny batball with a smiley face 

Babs: a nanotech pocket generator that will run our electronics while were roughing it 

Jess then took the nanotech 

Jess: im sorry Babs but "roughing it" means no tech

Babs: what 

Karen: what 

Hal: you heard her no tech 

Hal then makes a football with his ring

Jess: that also means no powers Hal 

Hal: what!?

garth: what!? but lake 

me: what!?

she then puts her ring in a bag and held the bag infront of us we then put all our stuff in i even put in my staff against my better judgment we all then stared her down 

Jess: don't give me that look we couldn't use our powers even if we wanted to did you forget about 

she then motioned over to pam who was standing creepily looking at us 

me: why did you invite your girlfriend 

Jess: she's not my girlfriend 

Babs: um why is she here 

Pam: um why am i here 

Jess: because it's a weekend surrounded by the glory of nature and who would enjoy it more than ultimate nature lover Pam Isley 

Pam then gasped when she sees Babs getting sticks Karen pulling flowers and garth whittling a boat and Hal burning sticks and me taking a whazz on a tree

TimeSkip Night 

we were by the fire eating kabobs and laughing while Pam was having a mental breakdown 

Jess: isn't this great the stars, the campfire, the camaraderie 

me: the worlds most vegan lesbian couple 

Jess then threw a rock at my head 

me: oww 

Jess: i thought you might be hungry so i made us veggie kabobs 

me: yeah that's not supposed to be a thing 

she then threw another rock at my head 

me: stop doing that 

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