AIRFRYER X READER: The One That Fried Away

Chapter 3: His Veggies

After the chaos, I had gracefully fled away. Dancing more fierce than ever on my way home to get to zaddy Deidara.

Finally, I had made it home. As I was about to open the door, thousands of thoughts start racing through my brain, and it was too much for me to handle. After all, I nearly have a brain stroke trying to just put on my lip gloss and mascara.

*Y/N's thoughts*
Wait a moment... what will my mother think about me holding this device? How will she react? Is zaddy Deidara vegan too? Why did I even pick this up from the shelf? Is my ear bleeding? And most importantly... Why did the chicken cross the road?

I then decided to gently open the door and sneak into my room to avoid conflict. As I walk in I hear intense ukulele noises coming from inside the kitchen.

That Vegan Teacher:
"Shakira Shakiraaaa~
You better be vegan cuz I see ya I see ya~ every move
Be vegan if you want driiiiip!
Be vegan or else I'll disloooooocaaaate
Yooooour HIIIIIP!!!"

Thank god she was just making a diss track to convert Shakira to her vegan cult of Tik Tok.

I quietly snuck upstairs into my room and locked the door behind me. I sigh as I look at the shrine I made for zaddy Deidara.

Y/N:
"Hmph! Today has been a long day for a princess like me. Zaddy Deidara, I went to a homeless people store, got into an injury and ended up exploding a gas station. Are you proud of me zaddy Deidara? If so... it was worth it <3"

Zaddy Deidara stared back at me like he always does in the same position I left him.

Y/N:
"OMG ZADDY DEIDARA AH REE GAH TOE!!!"

I said gratefully for the bare minimum >\\\<

I the look to my left. Where I had placed the egg like machine. "What am I to do with you?" I thought to myself. Zaddy Deidara was silent as always, however... This time, the silence hit different...

Oh dear... Was he upset about the device? No way... was Zaddy Deidara... Vegan?!?