KAWAII DESU🥺🥺 (Eric cartman x reader)

UwU sussu baka

After I was❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️fucked by the hottie thotty😫😫😫 I started to cry to hard😭😭😭😭😭 "What's the matter little ballsack?" Eric asked me while eating my lice. "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO ABUSES MEEE😭😭😭😭😭" He stopped eating my tiny little head lice and ran to my boyfriends house like the flash🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Erics P.O.V

After my ballsack told me that I RAN TO HER EXES HOUSE AND STARTED TO BEAT HIM "AH WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!?" He screamed and I just smiled. "You beat up my snuggly wuggyly baby cakes now I beat up you!😈😈😈" I turned into a ultra rare demon and he started to yell "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?" He said before I knocked him out with my thighs😫😫😫😫😫😫