Y/N's Journey to a "Normal life" in Date a Live

Hot springs!!

As y/n woke up and made some coffee and breakfast, though they're not getting ready for school afterall it is the weekends.

Haru: "So what's your plans for today."

Y/n: "Who knows."

Y/n: "How about you?"

Haru: "None of your business. Hmmph"

As y/n then took out his phone to call the police.

Haru: "What are you doing?"

Y/n: "To report a pedophile."

As y/n's big sister started shaking him, complaining that his supposed to be the perverted one. Until the doorbell rang.

As y/n then got up and went to the door, to see Shiori outside.

Shiori: "Do you have plans for today?"

Y/n: "Not that I know of."

Shiori: "I see. Then how about your big sister?"

Y/n: "Oh she's planning on mole-"

As suddenly Haru covered his mouth, to not tarnish her “innocent” reputation.

Haru: "We have no plans for today"

As she continue to shut up her younger brother.

Shiori: "That's great! Can we invite you to come with us in a Hot spring?"

Y/n: 'This looks like a cliche so I'll decline.'

Y/n: "Sorry but I dec-"

Haru: "We agree! It would be a blessing if we can join you!

Y/n: 'Ah crapbasket.'

As the siblings got ready to leave,after locking the door.

As y/n saw yoshino again.

Y/n: "So who's the kid?"

Shiori: "Oh that's Yoshino and Yoshinon."

Yoshinon: "Hello there, my name is Yoshinon and this is Yoshino, and we live in the Itsuka household."

Y/n: "I see. So should I report her to the authorities for partially kidnapping you."

As y/n said this, he got a smack from Haru nee chan.
As they laughed it off, then started heading to the hot springs.

As y/n looked through the window of the vehicle not even paying attention, as to finally he paid attention to the situation right now.

Tohka: "Shiori I want headpats as well!"

Shiori: "But I can't reach you."

As Tohka started get jealous every passing seconds as Shiori continued to headpat Yoshino, as Tohka was about to explode, she suddenly felt a hand headpatting her.

Y/n: "Yosh Yosh, calm down child."

Tohka: "Why are you headpatting me?"

Tohka: "Also I'm not a child, and we're the same age."

Y/n: "Because you clearly want one."

Y/n: "Clearly your body isn't but your mind is, unless you prove me wrong by not being bothered by such trivial things. I will call you a child."

Tohka: "But I want Shioris headpats not yours."

As y/n grew a mischievous grin within his mind.

Y/n: "Then fine, just don't get jealous when I'm around.
I don't wanna be caught in a crossfire, just like the people who died “accidentally” in a “spacequake”. "