Five nights at CHICA'S

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Chica: YEEEEHOOO MY SHOW NOW

Bonnie: idk why they even call it 5 NIGHTS at Freddy's when there is more than 5 nights

Chica: ITS FIVE NIGHTS AT CHICAS NOT FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS! HE NEEDS TO ZERO HIS EGO FOR ONCE!

Bonnie: -mutters- more like you need to zero your ego.

Chica: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Bonnie: Uh-He definitely needs to zero his ego, yep.

Chica: anyway, what was I saying? Oh, right, YEEEEHOOO MY SHOW NOW!!!

Bonnie: it's not even a show its a video game, gee it's just FNAF.

Chica: FNAC! CHICA NOT FREDDY, YOU CAT POO!

Bonnie: what is cat poo

Chica:
It's delicious, wanna try?

Bonnie: Oh, no, I mean, you're the hungry one and you're the star of the show, and you speak of its delicacy! Be my guest, Chica.

BONNIE USED "PWN"
CHICA GOT "PWNED!"
CHICA LOST 10202039837492 HP!
CHICA USED "PIZZA SLOB"
CHICA REGAINED 10202039837491 HP!

Bonnie: wth pizza slob? Totally.

Chica: yeh and that's what I do on my show eat pizza

Bonnie: ITS NOT A SHOW!!!!! ITS FIVE NIGHTS AT FR-CHICA'S ! I MEAN CHICA'S.

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