Once upon a dork, there was an old maid named Puffy-Thing. Which was also a dork.
Puffy-Thing: HEY! It's PUFFBA-
She was owned by her evil stepmother named Puffy-Radio-Box, after her father died, with two step sisters named Flowery and Blockette that didn't like her.
Blockette: wait... IM NOT A GIRL!
{Ever heard of the GENDER BENDER? Now be quiet and follow the storyline.}
PRB (Puffy Radio Box): MAID! Come clean my kitchen!
Puffy-Thing: Yes, mother.
Flowery: I can't wait to go to the ball tonight!
Blockette: Yes! It will be fantastic!
Puffy-thing: Sigh.
PRB: Now, Puffy, dear, you can come to the ball!
Puffy Thing: Really, mother?
PRB: yes! But only after you've washed the windows, scrubbed the floors, washed the dishes, cleaned the closet, scrubbed the toilets, and written the fanfiction!
Puffy: Wait.. What?
HEY! THATS MY JOB!! CUT!!
-beep-
PRB: Yes! But only after you've washed the windows, scrubbed the floors, washed the dishes, cleaned the closet, and scrubbed the toilets! Oh, and NOT written the fanfiction!
That's better.
Puffy-Thing: oh.. Yes, mother.
PRB: Now, Blockette and Flowery, we're off to the tailor to get your outfits, then straight to the ball! Move along, my sweeties!
*They walk out*
Puffy-Thing: sigh
After many hours of cleaning, Puffy thing was finished! But it was nightfall! The ball must have starting soon, and she didn't have anything to wear!
Puffy-thing: boo hoo! Waaaah! I can't have a chance to go to the ball and escape this horrible life! Cry cry cry.
WHOOOSH!
??: Aww, dear, don't cry! You were meant to go to the ball!
Puffy-thing: Who- who are you??
??: I am Leaflette!
Leaflette: I am your fairy godmother and I will give you a dress and carriage for the ball!
Twinkle!
Puffy-thing: Wow! Thank you, Fairy Godmother!
Leaflette: See you at the ball!
At the ball, Puffy-Thing walks in.
*Everyone Stares in awe*
Person: who is that?
Other person: I don't know! She's glam!
Prince Fire: *Gasp* May I have a dance?
*Holds out hand*
Puffy-thing: *blushes* Why, yes!
Prince Fire: No, not you.
And another girl walks up to Prince Fire, from behind Puffy-Thing. It's... It's... Leaflette! In a stunning, sparkling, puffy gown.
Prince Fire: *takes Leaflettes hand*
Crowd: *SIGHS HAPPILY*
And they danced for hours! Happy, dorkily ever after!
Puffy-Thing: Sigh.
MORAL: DONT GET A FAIRY GODMOTHER.
