CRINGE #1 (VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED) -NOT FOR KIDS-
O = owo omega boy = Ollie - Played/Written by Personl0l
A = ALPHA = Ace - Played/Written by simbathedinosaur
I-It's my first day at school!
I-I hope I d-don't g-get bullied f-for my w-wolf ears a-and t-tail!!
S-since I-I a-am an o-omega I-I w-will attract a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alph-ph-as.
O-oh my g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-god, h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-he's s-s-s-s-so h-h-hot~. "N-nya~"
O-o-oh~ my t-t-ail i-i-is wag-g-g-g-g-ing.
"Ah~ hey there pretty boy, are you checking me out?~"
"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n–n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-noooo, I-I-I-I w-w-was j-just l-l-l-l-look-i-ing a-a-at y-y-y-y-y-your b-b-b-b-b-b-beautiful butt- I M-M-MEAN TH-THE G-GROUND TH-THAT T-T-THIS S-S-SCHOOL H-HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Haha~, okay baby~," Said Ace in a seductive tone.
"A-Ah~, I-I-I-I-I–," Ollie said but got cut off because of the school bell.
RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
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-(A/N) Cringe worthy stuff up ahead-
(We were laughing so much while writing this next part)
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"Follow me sugar cube~"
S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SUGAR C-CUBE?!?!?!?!?!?!????????!?
"O-o-oh o-okay, b-but w-where a-are we g-going?"
"Ehe~ somewhere without people~," Ace said with a smirk
"W-WHAT????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????" Ollie said, blushing furiously
"W-WAIT, b-before w-we go, w-whats y-your name??!?!" Ollie asks
(A/N, Personl0l here. YEAH, OLLIE DOESN'T KNOW ACES NAME, SO? IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A CRINGE STORY, NOT A REAL STORY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS. (simbathedinosaur here :) This story has been made while on the crack that the night provides (not real crack btw). This is supposed to be cRiNgE.)
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"Right~ to call out my name, you need to know it first right?~ It's Ace~"
(A/N) WE ARE DYING RN- XD
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"W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WHAT?!! Y-Y-Y-Y-Y–YOU D-D-D-DON'T M-MEAN THAT??? *mumbles* b-b-because i-if y-you d-do m-mean t-t-t-t-t-t-that, m-m-my a-a-ass w-won't b-b-be destroyed, r-r-right??" Ollie said, sort of scared...
(A/N) HELP US- X'D
"Can't make any promises princess~"
"P-p-p-p-p-princess????????? B-b-b-b-b-but I-I'm a-a b-boy- Do y-you t-t-think I-I'm a g-g-girl? I-I-I-I c-c-could b-be i-if you w-want m-me t-too..." Ollie whimpered
"Oh- I know your not a girl~ judging by your pants~," Ace said winking
"W-W-W-W-W-W-W–W-WAIT W-W-W-W-WHAT?!?!?!" Ollie says, freaking out.
He looks down and sees the tent that he has in his pants (if you know what I mean~).
"Here we are~" Ace opened a door, revealing an old janitors closet
(Personl0l and simbathedinosaur HERE, AHAHA I'M DYING RN EHEHEHEHE, Y'ALL JUST WAIT) (HEY I WROTE THAT SIMBA)
"W-w-w-w-w-wow! W-w-w-w-wait, w-w-what a-about c-classes, daddy-, I M-MEAN ACE!!!" Ollie says.
"Oh, right. How bout I teach you a lesson right now? Step one. Get. On. Your. Knees."
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AUTHORS HERE
(Personl0l) AHAHAH I LOVE MAKING CLIFFHANGERS. THIS STORY WAS REALLY FUNNY WRITING AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I'M DYING. ESPECIALLY AT THAT LAST PART AHAHAHAHAHAH. WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER SUCKERS
(simbathedinosaur) AHAHAHAHA THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN. TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THE STORIES I MAKE ARE NOT LIKE THIS-
-Check out 'Ever Growing Roses' written by simbathedinosaur!-
The story is not even close to the cringe level of this book XD.
WORD COUNT: 714
YOU ARE READING
ME AND MY FRIEND WRITING ON CRACK
HumorJUST A WEIRD-ASS STORY WRITTEN WHILE ON CRACK (NOT LITERALLY EHEHEHEH) chapter 2 is being written, Simba is being a butthole