SMG4: What Is Most Important To You?

Part 1: A Rapper's Realization

December 19, 2018
Location: Local Smelter Shop

The Smelter Shop barely had any customers. Not a lot of people need to smelt stuff. But on this fateful day, it would get a customer with a big order. Bob.

You see, a while back, Bob was a very successful Soundcloud rapper. He even had his own rap tour. All his fame and fortune, however, blinded him. You see, he did some things that were just downright terrible things. Bob pushed his friend Boopkins down a well so he could be seen as a good guy. Then, he faked his sob story by disguising flamethrowers as fire extinguishers, and putting all of his friends in danger. Then, the icing on the cake, he yelled at Boopkins when all he did was just go and support his friend. This left Boopkins crying in the alley alone. If the Mario Bros. hadn't stopped by and seen the whole thing, then he probably would've been crying there all day. Bob then pledged to carry out his rap career the way he intended: selfishly and alone. Boopkins was still rather traumatized by his friend's words so he couldn't really tell his other friends. Only the Mario Bros. knew and only Luigi truly cared.

As for everyone else, they were happy for Bob's success. That was until Bob dropped a new song titled: "Ultimate Diss Track". In this song, he talked trash about every one of his friends; Mario, Luigi, Meggy, Tari, Toad, Bowser, SMG4, and finally Boopkins. Luigi then decided to do what he should have done at the start and tell everyone what Bob did to Boopkins. Then, after Saiko learned about what had happened, and that she had been lied to, she decided to join her other friends' plan for revenge. She then realized that if someone like Bob were to understand, he would need a taste of his own medicine. So, they made the song "Darkest Hour" and that song was an immediate hit. And like that all the attention went from Bob to Saiko. And with his mansion now gone, his rap career was practically destroyed beyond repair. He tried to reconnect with his friends, but none of his friends were having it.

Now, Bob was here to turn what gold he still had and use it towards a gift for them. But would that really work?

Smelter Shy Guy: So, you want all this gold turned into statues of these people. Is that correct?

Bob: Yes. For some weird reason all my friends hate me. So hopefully the gold statues will fix all of that.

Smelter Shy Guy: Great, just give me the gold and it'll all be ready in about 3 days.

Bob: Great.

As Bob was about to give the smelter the gold, he was interrupted.

???: Actually, I would really consider NOT doing that.

The two look and see that it's none other than Waluigi. You know, the guy who started a zombie apocalypse a few months ago.

Bob: What? Why not?

Waluigi: Follow me and I'll explain everything to you.

And with that, Waluigi makes his leave. Curious about what he had to say, Bob left to follow him, gold still in hand.

Smelter Shy Guy: *sighs* No one ever smelts things anymore.

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Location: The Dump

As Waluigi walked towards his destination, Bob followed. After all, it's not like he had much to lose. As they walked through the city, Bob couldn't help but notice that everyone else had someone to be with during the holidays. He saw Jeeves having some nice, hot coffee with Toadsworth. He saw two Teletubbies having fun making snow angels. He saw Swag and Chris making some snowmen. He even saw Yoshi being with someone. I mean, it was the FBI trying to arrest him for all his counts of tax fraud/evasion but still. After a while of walking, they finally reached their journey's end: The Dump. Bob eventually decided to ask some questions as they strolled through the waste.