Wiz: (sigh).... Five Months... it took FIVE MONTHS of therapy for you to come back to the show Boomstick?...
Boomstick: After what I learned last time, I'm surprised that I'm back at ALL!
Wiz: (rolling his eyes) Ok, good point, but that doesn't mean we're done yet; there's still more to cover about Haruno.
Boomstick: (Facepalming himself) Of course there is...
Wiz: Now where were we... OH YES, his strength feat!
Boomstick: (shuddering) That had to have been the most ridiculous feat on Death Battle to date.
Wiz: And we're just about ready to multiply that feat of his; since in order to move 2 planets with the weight of Novemvigintillion with some form of struggle, would mean that his TRUE strength is somewhere in the Googolplex range, that's a 1 with 100 zeroes by the way, as it would be the only explanation for this feat of strength.
Boomstick: (In Shock) How the fu...
Wiz: Now this was, by FAR, the longest math equation I've ever done but I finally got the answer I was looking for.... or at least a close approximation of it. And I found that his full strength is, well over, 9.34961 Googleplex or in other words: WAY STRONGER than any man, woman or child has EVER achieved in their lifetime. As well as stronger than most of the Cosmic council's own children.
Boomstick: Who are basically gods THEMSELVES and I'm pretty sure that none of them tore a god, the size of a skyscraper, in half.
Wiz: By the way: in order to tear a regular human in half, with your bare hands no less, would require 3.5 newtons of force, which Haruno has more than 3.985 BILLION - TRILLION - QUADRILLION, or possibly, CENTILLION TIMES that amount.
Boomstick: meaning that he can tear ANYONE in half if he... wishes... huh... I'm starting to see why he has the limiters now; what point is there in fighting someone if your just gonna punch their head into oblivion.
Wiz: Plus it doesn't help that the Cosmic Council leader actually feared the weights failing at some point, to hold back Haruno's power. So he talked with the same man that gave Haruno those weights to make another pair of them, so as to be prepared incase the original one's ever failed.
Boomstick: Yeah that makes sense, I mean, if I found out that one of MY friend's limiters were failing and then remembered that he had the power kill everyone in my home town with ease; I'd probably do the same thing.
Wiz: Your home's a trailer park, who there would possibly need any form of limiters...?
Boomstick: His name was Micheal Suphinski actually.
Wiz: You mean that deranged serial killer that's in federal prison in India?!"
Boomstick: WAIT WHAT; MICHEAL IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, GIVE ME A SIGN!!!
(A can of beer appeared out of nowhere and laded into Boomstick's hand, as well as a pie but it landed on his head. Annoying Boomstick but caused Wiz to be dumbfounded by this surprising development.)
Boomstick: Ha Ha, very funny dude...
Wiz: Anyways.... now is the time to get his second most powerful transformation: God of Power.
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Death Battle Analyses
FanfictionThis has been put in for people who have Death Battle Fics, Just so when People have time to update the stories that they can use these characters if need be, so without further adu: let's get started on this Quick note: I don't own death battle, th...
