Haruno Cotter part 1

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Wiz: At the beginning of the universe: there was no greater war that surpassed that of the one between the World-Traveler's and The Dark-Skull's.

Boomstick: Yeah these guys were basically the elite of THE elite, I mean: these guys made Earths soldiers and military's look like kids playing house for C(bleep) sake, goes to show how dangerous these guys are...

Wiz: (nods) Yes Boomstick; The World-Traveler's are on a COMPLETELY different scale of the Warrior Title, like the World of Remnant or the world of War worlds for example.

Boomstick: Yeah these guys could possibly make HITLER Piss his pants by only flexing the power they have!!

Wiz: The World-Traveler's are INCREDIBLY powerful but none more then the Cosmic Council or The Top 3.

Boomstick: Ho-oo-old on now, you mean these guys are more Elite than them!!

Wiz: That's right, the Top 3 are housed by the 3 most powerful World-Traveler's of them all: Including the 3rd most powerful one: known as Haruno Cotter.
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Name: Haruno Cotter

Nicknames/Aliases: Dark-skull terminator, God (That's a COMPLETELY different story), Old Man, etc.

Age: 1,234,546,666,560,640,769,341,409,679

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight

Height: 6'9

Weight: 359 pounds

Job: World-Traveler

Status: 3rd most powerful World-Traveler
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Boomstick: Ooohhh, sounds like someone I'll like already: How about explaining his backstory of how he was SO badass in the past!!! (Before opening a can of beer and drinking from it....)

Wiz: Not possible since he began as a powerless nobody.

Boomstick: (....before taking a spit take on Wiz before looking incredibly peeved) WHAT, What do you mean he started out as a Nobody?????

Wiz: I mean that before he became the 3rd most powerful World-Traveler in the Cosmos: he was just another boy searching for love.

Boomstick: (now looking guilty) Oh, I've been there man, sorry...

Wiz: After 3 years of searching for the right one: he did eventually find the one, only to be heartbroken when she was proposed to by another man and on the same day that he was going to propose to her.

Boomstick: (Looking incredibly pissed) When I get my hands on that B(bleep) I'm gonna-!!!

Wiz: It was after this sad day that he encountered his VERY FIRST Dark-Skull known as: Dark-Skull number 15.

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Haruno: Who are you?

Dark-Skull number 15: (Smirks under his mask before lifting his hand and slamming it down on the planets surface as a bright light occurred before the planet began to explode from underneath them)

Haruno: (covering his face) AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Boomstick: (completely speechless) What the F(bleep).....

Wiz: (looking solemn) It was on this day that it was the End of the World for Haruno....

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