Drabble Me a Tale [Various]

Phrase Prompts

"You. Me. Cuddle. Now."
"Don’t move, I just got comfy."
"I’m scared, hold me!"
"I bit my lip. Will you kiss it better?"
"Tickle war has been declared!"
"Bunny pyjamas, really?"
"I’ve never seen so many kittens in one place."
"Come on, just one bite."
"How do you accidentally buy sixty birthday cakes?”
"I never imagined you were so… ticklish."
"You’re so huggable."
"You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them."
"Have you fallen asleep on me?"

"Are you crying?"
"I hate you."
"Kiss me?"
"You're such an asshole!"
"You're terrible."
"Just how long are you going to stand there?"
"Hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear~"
"Who are you?"
"I think you've had enough to drink..."
"W-what is that in your hand?"
"You are insane!"
"I know you want me~"
"Fuck this, fuck that, fuck those in particular and fuck YOU!"

"Hi, I’m [Name]."
"Oh fuck! Are you okay?"
"Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…"
"Need a ride?"
"How are you?"
"Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours."
"What’s your name?"
"Thank you."
"You just saved my life!"
"Move the fuck out of my way."
"Watch where you’re going!"
"Asshole."
"Would you like anything?"
"You’re gorgeous.”
"Do I know you?"

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A/N: I've seen these in different locations, and became inspired and 'borrowed' them, lol. So these prompts belong to whoever wrote them up, lol