Cards [Deidara]

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Anger
Word Count: 164


        You peer over your cards at him, closely studying his face.  His blue eyes are intently focused on his hand.
        “Answer the freakin’ question already!” you growl, “do you have any frickin’ threes!” Deidara’s eyes flick from his cards to you then back.
        “Maybe,” he teases with a smirk. You glare at him, then slam down your cards and stand.
        “That’s it! You’re another person I can’t play cards with!”
        “Wh-What’s the matter?” Deidara chuckles, trying and failing to contain his laughter.
        “You piss me off and your hands eat the cards! Pein cheats! Sasori won’t play with me! Neither will Kakuzu or Hidan! Tobi whines when he loses! Zetsu uses my cards as fertilizer!  And Konan’s too busy watching after you idiots to play cards with me! It seems like I can only play cards with Itachi and Kisame!” You sit back down and bang your head on the table a few times.
        Why were you stuck with this idiotic group of people?

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