TTP Episode 2: Diggity Dang Non-Cubers

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Peppa gathers all the members of Team 1 for the elimination.

Peppa: I'm too lazy to explain how this works, you should know how it works. We got 4 votes, which is a new record. Gru and Donna didn't get any votes.
Donna: No votes? Now that's a damn big shock.
Gru: Aha, these viewers can certainly see characters that have potential!
Peppa: STFU anyways two of you got one vote while the other got two. The first one with one vote is the bird mf
Bird: Wait, shouldn't we be getting prizes?

Peppa slowly looks in Bird's direction sternly.

Peppa: Are you serious?
Bird: Well-
Peppa: Your prize is not being eliminated, I feel like that should be good enough. Bitch.

Bird is silent.

Peppa: Now, Kokichi and Mr. Moony are the bottom two.
Kokichi: Aww... I don't wanna go now...

He sniffs sadly.

Mr. Moony: What the fuck am I doing here.
Peppa: Mr. Moony. You have been... eliminated.
Mr. Moony: WHAT.
Peppa: April Fool's!
Mr. Moony: it's not even close to april fools
Peppa: oh welp guess you're out
Mr. Moony: WOW WHAT A FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKE HAHA GOT ME GOOD I TELL YOU
Peppa: That's what I thought, fucker. Anyways Kokichi is out.
Kokichi: Man, that really blows. I barely did anything during the time I was in.
BIF: yeah hehe wonder who's fault that was

Peppa slowly looks in BIF's direction sternly.

Peppa: Why are you here, BIFtch you're on the other team.

Peppa kills BIF by snapping her fingers. She snaps them again, and Kokichi is erased from existence. This ending the elimination.....



















































































Peppa: CONTESTANTS ITS CHALLENGE TIME, GET YO ASSES OVER HERE
BCS: Bro, I was just taking a nap
Peppa: idgaf. anyways your second challenge is to retrieve the key from the top of your team's pole. That key will be used to unlock a treasure chest. Inside the treasure chest is a rubik's cube. First team to solve the rubik's cube wins.
BPO: The poles better not be at a dangerous height!

Peppa then places two poles at a dangerous height.

Peppa: go

Minion: Yo who's the lightest mf here
BIF: Probably the shirt.
BCS: Excuse me? I am no ordinary shirt. I am the Big Chungus shirt
Minion; Whatevs

Minion throws BCS to the top of the pole. BCS sticks the landing somehow, and grabs the keys.

BCS: Woah. The Big Chungus has obtained the keys
Mr. Beast: Let's gooooo, our team is gonna win again!

Bird: NOOO WERE GONNA LOSE BC NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TP GET UP THERE EJSJISSJOFPSOS
Donna: You're a fucking bird.
Bird: ....and?
Mr. Moony: Fly up there and get the damn keys.
Bird: Oh yeah.

Bird flies to the top of the pole, grabs the keys with their beak, and tosses them back to the ground. Mr. Moony catches the keys midair. He quickly unlocks the chest and opens it. He takes out the Rubik's cube.

Mr. Moony: Alright, who's willing to solve this?
Gru: I can use my villainous intelligence to solve this rubik's cube!
Donna: Sounds like a dogshit idea.
Mr. Moony: Whatever, you can do it
Gru: YES!

Gru immediately grabs the Rubik's cube and starts solving it.
Meanwhile, BCS tosses the keys down to this team.

BPO: MINION! YOU CANT JUST THROW PEOPLE WHEREVER YOU WANT!!! HOW WILL HE GET DOWN???
Minion: Calm tf down, if he dies, he'll just be recovered
Mr. Beast: How about I try to solve this rubik's cube? I can attempt to get a world record as well! Quick, someone get a camera!!

Minion grabs a camera and starts recording.

Minion: ok go
Mr. Beast: Today, I'll be breaking the world record for quickest time solving a rubik's cube!

Minion starts a stopwatch. Mr. Beast solves the cube in 4 seconds.

BIF: PEPPA, WE FINISHED!!!!!
Mr. Beast: Aw man, I didn't get the world record!

Mr. Beast immediately scrambles the Rubik's cube. BIF looks at him in astonishment and disappointment. Peppa then appears near the team.

Peppa: yo

Peppa sees the cube.

Peppa: This shit isn't solved.
BIF: No you don't understand, mr be-
Peppa: STFU and don't waste my time like this again

She disappears. Gru suddenly solves the Rubik's cube.

Gru: I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY WON FOR MY TEAM THANKS TO MY GENIUS!

Peppa appears next to the team and sees the solved cube.

Peppa: Oh cool

So Team 1 wins immunity, and Team 2 loses. Vote someone on Team 2 to be eliminated! The one with the most votes will be erased from existence!
[A] BIF
[B] Boblox Police Officer
[C] Big Chungus Shirt
[D] Minion 3
[E] Mr. Beast

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