i sit down in ym usual spot at the biology class table. its next to the window...i awasy drift off into slepe during class so i like to make sure that my BF ed can wake me up before class ends by violently poudning on the window. i lok to the seet next to me and see someone new sititng there.....the gorgus woman form before (heart eyes emoji) b-but wait..................isn t she daitng edawrd??????? should i tell her????? ugh im too pretty for this (rolligneyes emoji). i should prioabbly wait to find out if heyre actaully dating before i tell her anythign,.....
i drfift off to sleep like usual. after all i hat biologu SO MCUH argghhh!!!!!!!(angry emoji) i #HATE school its so dumbgrr!!!!!!!!!! anyways im woken by a soft and beautiful singing voice.........i look to the window,, hoping it was my pretty boy ed just sining with a bit more estrogen than usual, but it was the blondie next to me,..... her eyes arre so captivating. she has her earbuds pligged into her ipod shuffle and is liestnign to shape of you.....the newest single from my BF! hes a pretty underground artist...seh must hav good taste,...i decide to make my move
"errrmmmm hey beautiful i saw you walking to class earlier (smiling emoji)(heart eys emoji)and ou looed soooo prety,,,i couldnt help but notice you have abeautiful singig voice too......."
"um. i have a boyfriend."
"dont worry about him im all that you ened......."
"um get away form m you gross queer. women cant like other women."
"WAIT A MINUTE! actualy do worry about youre BF,,,whats his name????/"
"my edward. well wihtout the 'my' part. just edward to you. and wahy do you care anyt=ways?"
"errmmm i hate yo break this to you girly but your BF was flirtng with me earlier. and he never even said he had a gorlfriend."
"ughghhhhhh ARGGHHGGH!!!!!! dont say silly things like that. i dont een know you. why should i belive you?"
"look into my eyes darlign~ would these eyes ever lie to you?" she instantly becomes entranced by my beauty...like everyone else (laughing emoji) "i need you to believe me...dont trust that filthy snake eugene......drop that man and come be with me~"
"YPU STOP RIGHT THEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" edward comes bursting throught eh door like a wild stallion BURSTING through its barn "I SAW YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW TAYLOR! DONT OYU DARE TRY TO CHEAT ONE ME YOU FILTHY WOMAN."
"LIKE YOU DIDNT ALREADY TRY TO FLIRT WITH SHILOH. SHE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU DID"
'YOU KNOW I WOULDNT DO THAT HONEY MUNCHKINS! AND YOU DONT EVEN HAVE PROOF THAT I DID THAT!!!! I SAW YOU ABOUT TO KISS WITH SHIWHORE FROM MY VERY TWO EYES!!!!"
"*brotish accent* WHAT IS GOING ON HERE SHILOH??????"1
"e-ed???" the words stumble out of my mouth....how could i have gotten into this mess
"*british accent* I WAS JUST PASSING BY THE HALL AND I OVERHEAR THIS? FIRST THIS GUY FLIRTS WIHT YOU AND THEN YOU TRY TO MAKE MOVES ON SOME POOR WOMAN THAT CANT HELP HERELF? WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!! I THOUGTH YOU LOVED ME AND ONLY ME!!!!"
"u-uh...eddy poo poo bear calm down...i-i can explain..."
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-~Shape Of You~- ShilohxEd SheeranxTaylor SwiftxEdward Cullen Twilight AU
Romancelove triangle? mpre like love square! rofl