-~Shape Of You~- ShilohxEd SheeranxTaylor SwiftxEdward Cullen Twilight AU

Uermrrmrmmm...

"CLASS IS DISSMISSED! and shilho and taylor come speak to me after school....." the teacher grumbles
"eddy...calm down i can explain this......." i go throughe evrything that happened,,,and say to him i was ust flirting wiht taytay to get information out of her,,,,instead of letting him know that im actually..... i-in love wit her..
"*british accent* i believe you shiloh, i loev you more than everyhting else in this barren world. you are my everything...my one in only. the peanut butter to my jelly. the charli damelio to my chase hudson.... the egg to my sperm. i want to be yours forever.."
"u-uh ed....." i start..
"*british accent*what my vanilla whipcream marshmellow deluxxe honey muncher peanut reeses?"
"i think we should break up."
"*british accent*waht?" he starts crying uncontrollably
"i-its just that.......uhhh.......ummmm........ermmmmmmmm" i dpnt have the guts to tell him im in love with a woman....especially when he constatly tells me how much he hates those stupid lesbian looking queers. 
"ARGHHHGHGJHGGGHBNVGCJYFKU!!!!!!! UGHGHGHGHHHHH!!!!! I HATE WOMEN!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER DATE ANOTHER WOMAN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGRGRGRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" he jolts out of the classroom...... i turn to taylor..her earbuds unplugged fromher ipod,,,and i can faintly hear all girls are the same by juicewrld playing..........................taylor turns to edward
"ummmm edward baby...we need to talk..i-im uhhhhh...not sure if uhhh.."
"are you trying to breakup wiht me (angry emoji)??!?!??!?!"
"u-uh....welll ummm...maybe not break up but i think we need a breka form uhh...this relationship....."
"GRRRRRR BRK BRAKR WOPOFOF!!!! grrrr..."
"please baby...its not that i dont like you its just that....ummm....i dont know.."
"i hate you. never contact me again."

sorry for the short chapter! i got hit by a truck and was temporarily paralyzed from the neck down so i couldnt write as much as usual!