I walk into a room and see England sitting in the corner with America, and seeing as I'm new I walk over. "Hey there" I grin, "who are you?". He smiles at me calmly, and buts in before Americas even finished laughing. "Hey there, I'm England and I created the don't hug me I'm scared videos" I stare at him for a moment. "I love you, let's get married!"
Time skip bought to you by PewDiePie
I'm sitting on the iPad listening to music, and England walks in. "Hello, there's this band that's recently been on the news, one di-"
I start rocking back and forth in my emo corner, shaking. "One directions english? I think we should have some time apart" he looks round, confused. "Wait, since when were we dating you fangirl?!"
I must dump him for Sweden. He has PewDiePie.
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What's really happening
My brother looks in my room and sees me in a corner fantasising , surrounded by Hetalia merch. "Mum, she's having a breakdown again"
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The madness of life {on permanent hiatus}
RandomHi, this is my life, it's weird and otaku and filled with hetalia, doctor who and creepypasta.... That's about it. ✌️
