Hiya! So I'm thinking about posting a bunch of funny quotes from various stuff cus I'm really bored.
Skullduggery pleasant:"What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?"
Doctor who: Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.
Hetalia: Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place. Even though I'm your prisoner you give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food. Sausages with cheeses always taste so good. It'd be heaven for a dog. Yeah that's Germany. Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust. You're crushing me with your intimidation. My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me. Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head? Please don't come to my place in large mobs; German tourists are scary. Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!
YOU ARE READING
The madness of life {on permanent hiatus}
RandomHi, this is my life, it's weird and otaku and filled with hetalia, doctor who and creepypasta.... That's about it. ✌️
