Christmas Confessions

Problems Arise Chapter 1

Christmas in the middle of the apocalypse isn't something you see every day, instead of the Christmas decorations going up, Kim Dokja was busy with something else. Kim Dokja was very confused and worried about what to give everyone as presents and he wasn't the only person, Yoo Joonghyuk was also seen busy trying to think of gifts to give everyone.

'Maybe I should give Yoo Sangah a book... I'll give Lee Hyunsung a new shield, Lee Gilyoung a book with information about the apocalypse insects and a book on beasts that Shin Yoosung will be interested in. Han Sooyoung is easy, I just need to give her a lot of Lemon Lollipops and candy, Jung Heewon can have a new sword and Jang Hayoung should be given some medieval clothing as she usually wears that. Yoo Mia can be given some Yoo Joonghyuk merch..'

That's when Kim Dokja realized...

'What should I give Yoo Joonghyuk?'

Yoo Joonghyuk already has his sword, which was very powerful, so he doesn't need another one. Cooking books may be the best but Kim Dokja didn't want to be killed by him.

'Maybe I should ask Han Sooyoung for help, she did plagiarise Three Ways to Survive in a Ruined World but I think she would probably know what to give to that sunfish bastard'

[ Ju st  gi v e  hi m  a  c hin e s e  dr ess  wi t h  g a rte r  be l t s ]  suggested Fourth Wall as Kim Dokja was seen heating up crimson red like the tomato that he despises. Kim Dokja then ran out of the room full speed while mumbling curses to Fourth Wall for even speaking about the idea.

Kim Dokja couldn't deny, however, as he also had hoped to see Yoo Joonghyuk in one even though that definitely wouldn't happen in 1000+ lifetimes...

Or would it?

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Notifications rang out as Uriel was perplexed at why Kim Dokja seemed so flustered but quickly got the message and started to squeal. 

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Han Sooyoung POV:

'Today is very hectic and I haven't even started to think about what to give Sangah-ah! Should I give her flowers? No, that would make it too obvious... Should I confess my love to her? Will she even like me back? WHAT SHOULD I DO?!'

Loud footsteps were heard heading towards me and I looked up to find a certain rat with some flush on his cheeks??? Quickly, the flush disappeared and Kim Dokja faced me. He took in a deep breath as if to confess something big and spoke the most stupidest thing on earth.

"What should I get Yoo Joonghyuk for Christmas?"

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'Seriously?! Just that?!' I thought and then came up with the most brilliant and best idea.

"I don't know, maybe you should give him some kisses and some hugs," I said while shrugging as  I tried to hide my mirth behind a loud cough. "I'm sure he would appreciate that very much"

Kim Dokja stood there frozen at my suggestion before shaking his head.

"Are you an idiot, why would he even want that when he is in love with Lee Seolhwa? I mean he even married her and had a kid with her in the 2nd round!"

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'This blind motherfucker-'

"ARe yOu BloODy bLINd?!?!?!?" as I shouted that Kim Dokja looked down at me with a serious face and he said "Yeah, what? Am I wrong?"

'HE IS BLIND, OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DID THE PERFECT PROTAGONIST FALL FOR A DENSE IDIOT LIKE THIS STUPID RAT? HOW DOES HE NOT REALIZE YET?! You know what, Imma just ask Yoo Joonghyuk to confess because SOME idiot is too dense to even see that the sunfish is in love with him.'

"Then just let him have one favor from you," I said before turning around to look for a certain sunfish bastard that needs to confess his feelings to a dense squid. I turned around and shouted at Kim Dokja for the last time "JUST DO AS I SAY!" as Kim Dokja was seen reaching his hands out to nothing.

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Notes: I'll upload chapter 2 in a couple of hours!

Written by: JLMAA

Words in this chapter: 710