This book is inspired by adventures
-note by author, JosephOnboRad
It was a day in the life of Tim. He was getting ready for what've seemed to be school. But then, he forgot that there was a no scholl Day that day. 'Oh boy!' Said The boy, as he rushed down stairs with his Bart simpson El Barto shirt on. And then all of a breif sudden, 'Boys! There's NO SCHOOL ToDAy!' Said a voice that came from down in the living room- It was his mum calling him to get breakfast while cleaning the Dishes. 'Coming!' Said Tim, as he took of his clothes and went down puttimg his PJs on.
So as he went down, His brother was playing a prank on him. And then- (CRASH!) went Timmithan going down the stairs in a rush while his brother knocked him down. He had been tumbling all down the stairs all morning. And it took until 12:00 in the afternoon for him to get his breakfast. So as he got there he had slipped on a puddle of eggnog with highly concentated Orange Juice Mix which had felt very painful. So after his breakfast, his Mum asked him wha5 he wanted to do. So then he repiled with let's go to snowdon where litteraly anything could happen. So soon, they got in their car and went onto the high mountains. On the mountains were tumbling rocks which meant you would fall down teh mountain, whcih would be extremely painful, well taht's what i would say, at least. And believe me, it's true. It would hurt quite a lot, especially since it would break you're bones at every risk. Even if you were a professional at anything, you'd probably risk you're life and die while performing a stunt for you're youtube blog which has millions of views. But if you were a super trained professional, then you'd probably only break a bone. And wow how he wished he could go to the summit.!
So when they got there, their mother had fell down and then, had been swallowed by the Most evilous bird ever known to man. They had to get there and save their mum to get back to their trip of Snowdon. Soon a falcon came swooping in from above, and he had swallowed our two heroes, everyone was gone.
The end... yeah it was a short story. Wait, what you say? There's more is there? Okay i'll keep readin* and soon you'll see, that there was a bad ending, okay it's actually probably a good ending at the end of it anyway.
So then, they were able to get a plan in mind. They both had to get out of the falcon, he was on a trip to mount furious in chineseville. Which meant China. So when the falcon had to pass mount everest, the plan started quickly, and it went pretty good actually. First, Tim tickled the falcon until he spat them out. And before that, they made organ parachutes, and then they Jumped out to see what would happen, they ended up landing on everest where they had to travel to Mount Fuji in China. So when they started their trip, they put the survival of the olden days people in mind. And soon, they had tnets and food in their backpacks ready for whatever would come in their way. And then they started their quest all the way to europe in the pacific ocean. They would have to get money or sneak on a yacht to the Southern Hemisphere where europe is located.
And so, they had to find the American marina. Where they would find a yacht, but it would take a few states. Mount everest to American Marina, which would be a hard trip. Soon they would have an adventure, the adventure of a lifetime. But first they needed money and snacks, because Tim And William thought that stealing was the wrong thing to do. So they went searching for coins and dollar bills/ notes for snacks and a ride on a yacht to China and then back to Wales, it was going to be a hard trip. But it was jsut getting started.
