What? Who the fuck are you- Oh. You want me to stop being on Hiatus for months and start making stories? Fuck you! Here, enjoy and leave me be.
PS: I named the Helltaker as Steve. Deal with it.
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Steve is your not-so-average guy, he’s built like a tank, his salary is high enough for him to buy a mansion for himself, and he even fought a bigfoot with his bare fist! Yeah, fists like steel, he can punch you and you’ll be with death’s door after that. And before I get too far from the point of this story, here it all begins.
Steve was having many dreams about adventure, and no, it’s not like any normal adventure, he dreams adventure through the fiery depths of hell itself. Crazy right? Yeah, glad we understand that. Now, Steve wants it to happen, and how will he achieve that?
Well… with the power of plot, of course! Genius! Now with an open portal in the middle of the living room of his mansion, Steve contemplates for a minute, he needs to bring someone with him, then BOOM! He remembers his best friend from Junior High school, Y/N L/N. After graduation, Y/N tells him about his parent’s plan to continue his college in Japan. And that leads them to lose connection, until, Y/N visits Steve with a bang at his workplace. By “bang”, I mean, men in black storm into Steve’s workplace, and before everyone panics, Y/N enters to greet his best friend, Steve.
And yadayadayada. They got along, give each other new numbers to plan their next raid in the bar. So, right now, Steve gives his best friend a call, and after 10 minutes, Steve heard someone knocking at the door.
*Bang*
“I have returned, Brotha!” Y/N shouts with enthusiasm, after punching the door off its hinges. “You broke my door…” Steve deadpanned. “Eehhh, I’ll call someone to fix it later. Anyway, you called me here about adventure?” he says while walking up to Steve.
Steve nods, then as Y/N saw the portal and stood closer to take a peek at what’s on the other side, Steve pushes him. “Fuck youuu-“ his final words, as Steve chuckles before jumping next.
(Cue Epic Adventure Story)
-Pandemonica, The Tired Demon-
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Steve stands in front of a beautiful demon secretary with only the desk separating them both. “You want me to tag along with you guys? I’ll decline” she answers, as Steve sighs in disappointment.
“Hey, Steve! Look! There’s this nice dude with horns to brew us two cups of coffee! Want some?” he says, holding two cups of coffee, the demon stares hungrily at the coffee. “Nah, I’m good” Steve says, declining the offer.
