Friend: Hey, would you wear shoes if you don't have feet?
Me: well I guess not.
Friend: well why do you wear a bra?
Me: Well why do you have a zipper?

Me and friend
Friend: Hey, would you wear shoes if you don't have feet?
Me: well I guess not.
Friend: well why do you wear a bra?
Me: Well why do you have a zipper?