Pineapple the Unicorn

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Pineapple has updated her status

Pineapple: I hate my name

Summer Winston: I love your name

Pineapple: :(

Blackjack: I love you

Pineapple: Uhhh... I can't respond to that...

Blackjack: CONNER! HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME PASSWORD?!

Conner Stoll: Donuts. ;)

Conner Stoll has logged off

Blackjack: This is awkward...

Pineapple: *blushes. Yeah...

Pineapple has logged off

Aphrodite: OMG I SHIP IT!

Blackjack has logged off

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Percy Jackson: Is Blackjack mad at me?

Annabeth Chase: Percy sit still! We're still treating the wound on your head!

Blackjack: No Percy. I'm upset because Conner confessed my love for Pineapple! And she doesn't like me! *cries

Plantera 2: This movie is getting good.

Dangerous Creature: Yeah pass the popcorn pls.

Piper McLean: STOP RUINING LOVE! Also, it's rude to interrupt a story.

Plantera 2: Yes ma'am

Dangerous Creature: Won't happen again

Percy Jackson: NOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT STITCHES! Just gimmie some Ambrosia pls...

Will Solace: We need some chains, Leo can you help?

Leo Valdez: On my way! :)

Annabeth Chase: Welp, Percy just jumped in the water. Oh well. At least it will heal him

Blackjack: Someone get Pineapple so I can tell her how I really feel!

Piper McLean: That's up to you my friend

Hazel Levesque: Pass the popcorn pls

Piper McLean: Here ya go

Plantera 2: !

Dangerous Creature: Unfair

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Frank Zhang has updated his status

Frank Zhang: Why do you need my help?

Pineapple: I need you to keep that horse from bothering me!

Frank Zhang has logged off

Pineapple: Uhgg, everyone wants me to hook up with Blackjack! It will never happen!

Percy Jackson: Just go get donuts with him and if it doesn't work out then fake your death so no one else gets hurt

Pineapple: Wait. Does he like donuts?

Percy Jackson: Yes

Pineapple: OMG WE ARE MEANT TO BE!

Pineapple has logged off

Dangerous Creature: It's true!!! Donuts do bring people together!

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Will they stay together? Well donuts truly be the way to happiness? IDK. Also, stitches are evil but necessary! Peace!

P.s-
My mom bought a pineapple, and I made it into a salad. It's also ironic because canned pineapples were added too, and I think they taste bad. IDK why.

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