Stupid random things

Attack of the potatoes!

When you are texting your friend and yall get so bored you start role-playing.

Me: "THE POTATOES ARE AMONG US!!!!!"

Friend: "WAIT WHATTTT, NEVER"

Me: "THEY'RE COMING FOR US FOR. . . REVENGE"

Friend: "NOOOOO, gather the weapons"

Me: " We have to run away, if we fight we'll get demolished!!!"

Friend: " Okay!!!" * runs away*, the potatoes are trying to fry us now"

Me: "Nooooo! * tries to run away, potato grabs me by foot I fall* Go on without me!!!

Friend: " Nooooo! I won't leave . . . * shoots potato* "Come with me if you want to live

Me: *Gets up starts running* "We need oil hot oil the guns only temporarily stop them!"

Friend: *nods* " alright, we can use the fire!!!!"

Me: " Yes but where is the fire? We need to oil and fast!"

Friend: "Use the forcccce, hurry to McDonalds, the week old oil is toxic to them. It's the only safe place.

Me: " I-I'm not ready to use the force yet *looks away* " but we need to head to McDonalds if we want to live and now! * starts running toward McDonalds *

Friend:"Exactly *potatoes cut off the way* "Noooo"

Me: *starts shooting potatoes, potato guts splatter all over the Windows* "Come on" * steps over potatoes and opens door*

Friend: "Go on without me! * starts spraying down potatoes * "I'll be fine"

Me: "Never * shoots potatoes* " cm Come on we are almost there!"

Friend: "If you say so" * Runs out, and building explodes behind us* "Must have hit a gas line!"

Me: " Wait what? No since when were we in a building? We were going into McDonald's tf?"

Friend: " FYCK LOGICCC, there's McDonald's"

Me: " O.O U_U no just no" * shakes head, walks away*

Friend: " Awhhh man, * I'm terrible at role playing stuff*

Me: " (/.-) "

Friend: "I'm sorry"

That was just a huge fail lol XD