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scenarios

Kaeya: I am passing the Phone to a ginger

Childe: I am passing this phone to a guy that has incurable disease

M/N: *Stares at them in disbelief*

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M/N: I am feeling a little bit thirsty

Kazuha: M/N, Do you know human actually has 70% water in their bodies?

M/N: Yeah, I know that why do you ask?

Kazuha:....

M/N:....

Kazuha: You can drink-

M/N: I am just going to the Kitchen to get some glass of water.

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At the Hospital
Doctor: *arrives*

Diluc: How's the test results?

Doctor: What's Mr. M/N's Zodiac sign?

Diluc: Cancer

Doctor: *laughs* What a Coincidence!

Diluc:.....What the f-

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M/N: Kazuha..If there will be the day, I will die, Will you attend in my funeral?

Kazuha: No

M/N: Why?

Kazuha: Cause I will die with you

M/N: No but don't worry, I won't really die that early

Kazuha: Why do I have a feeling you are lying?

M/N: *nervously sweating*

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At the hospital
Doctor: Here the Pills that you need to take every day.

M/N: But it only has 1,460 pills, This medicine only last long for 4 years.

Doctor: Exactly

M/N:.....

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M/N: What do you hate the most?

Xiao: People who keeps big secrets from his friends, Especially if that secret involves to his health.

M/N:.....Okay, Next Question-

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In the Escape Room
M/N and Childe looking for Clues to get her in the room until a Child that is supposed to scare them appeared behind Childe which M/N noticed but Chicle didn't.

M/N: A Child!

Childe: You called?

M/N: Child!

Childe: What?

M/N: Not you Childe! The Child that is behind you Childe!

Childe: I'm right here though!

M/N: There's a Child behind you Childe!

Childe: I'M RIGHT HERE!!!

M/N: CHILDE TURN AROUND!!!THERE'S A CHILD JUST RIGHT BEHIND YOU!! TURN THE F*CK AROUND!!

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Aether: M/N, You are my childhood friend...I've known you for a long time....but if you ever....ever leave me! I might just follow you!

M/N:...Aether...I'm just going to the bathroom

Aether: It's the same thing!

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M/N: You are Br but without Bro

Venti:....I don't get it

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Kazuha: Scientists recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium and it looks like you’re made out of it.

M/N: My favorite element is uranium because I love U.

Aether: You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe

Xiao: Excuse me, have you lost an electron? Because you are positively attractive!

Venti: I don't understand, I didn't understand, I don't understand.

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