One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother was massaging the father's balls with her tongue and hands. When she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. "What are you doing mommy?" The mother was too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer." Well sweetie sometimes daddy's hard little friend gets dirty so I am using my hands and my tongue to clean it off. The little girl replies" Well Mommy, you really shouldn't bother with that" The mother had a confused look on her face," Why do you say that sweetheart?" The little girl replies ,"Because mommy ,everytime you leave in the morning the lady next door comes over and messes it up with something white and slimy
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HumorThis book is full of jokes and insults that you will love. Btw I don't own any of these jokes. Enjoy
