Alright, so, this is the Christmas gift I got from ashy (my bestest friend and the platonic love of my life, aka -KinkyAsh- )
It's very heavy, actually 1,70kg / almost 4 lbs (yes, I checked)
wtf is in there
I hope it's a dildo
Anyway, okay, so I will open now.....alright...
OKAY OKAY I SEE A LOT OF LARRY
You didn't ash...
omg
IM SCREAMING WITHOUT THE S
It's very thick omg- ..... just how i like it- *smirk* I mean what *innocent smile*
ITS NOT A DILDO BUT OH MYYY GOD, I'M SCREAMING REGARDLESS
(Small side note:
yeah)
AND STICKERSSSS AND YUMM YUMMS
Y'ALL KNOW HOW IM FEELING RIGHT NOW ? LIKE THIS
ILYSM ASHY THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
I PROMISE I WILL GIVE YOU YOUR GIFT AS SOON AS I CAN
I LOVE YOU AHHHHHH