belch:
bri: "i want to have billie eilish's bone marrow babies"
henry:
friend #2: "did you say orgy???"
patrick:
friend #3: "you, me, a horse, your grandmother, in the barn. twelve o'clock."
vic:
friend #4: "daddy?"
i really wish i can give you context for all of these. my friends are insane.
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