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belch:

bri: "i want to have billie eilish's bone marrow babies"

henry:

friend #2: "did you say orgy???"

patrick:

friend #3: "you, me, a horse, your grandmother, in the barn. twelve o'clock."

vic:

friend #4: "daddy?"

i really wish i can give you context for all of these. my friends are insane.

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