𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐚 {𝐛𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 + 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞}

ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀs ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪ'ᴠᴇ sᴀɪᴅ

Belch:

- "Who is Hercules Balls?"

Henry:

- "I almost shit my pants at walmart cause I thought I saw Tyler Scheid"

Patrick:

- "That's why I want plan b for 'period cramps'. Like, don't be shy, cum inside"