Belch:
me: "yeah, i saw that josh peck plays in the new 'turner and cooch"
my mom: 👁️👄👁️ "turner and hooch, you goober"
Henry:
me: "mom! mooooom! she can't hear, she's blind!"
my grandma: "not blind. if she can't hear, that means she's deaf, dumbass!"
Patrick:
me: "why does that say 'whore members?"
same grandma: "that's who remembers, dipstick!"
so... as you can see... i am not the brightest...
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