𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐚 {𝐛𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 + 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞}

ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀs ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɪ'ᴠᴇ sᴀɪᴅ (ᴘᴛ. ᴛᴡᴏ)

Belch:

me: "yeah, i saw that josh peck plays in the new 'turner and cooch"
my mom: 👁️👄👁️ "turner and hooch, you goober"

Henry:

me: "mom! mooooom! she can't hear, she's blind!"
my grandma: "not blind. if she can't hear, that means she's deaf, dumbass!"

Patrick:

me: "why does that say 'whore members?"
same grandma: "that's who remembers, dipstick!"

so... as you can see... i am not the brightest...