Dream SMP Oneshots

He's Where?

"Oi! Tommy!" A voice yells from behind Tommy's door, making said streamer turn in his chair.

"What?" Tommy calls back, a little annoyed that someone was interrupting him.

"Are you live?" The voice asks, making the people in the Discord even more confused.

"Uh, no." Tommy starts, "It's just the after-hour chat. You can come in." The ones in the call just barely hear a door open and footsteps. "Fucking idiot. What if I had been live?"

"It's called acting, Toms." The voice says, the people in the call now being able to hear it better. It sounded to be male with a British accent. "I thought you would have learned what that was by now."

Before Tommy could tell him to shut up, someone on the call spoke, "Tommy, who is that?" Wilbur asks, everyone thinking the same thing. All they hear is a small and quiet noise from Tommy's end.

"You didn't have to unplug my headphones, you bitch!"

"Don't call me that!" The still-unnamed voice shot back. "Besides, now I can hear what everyone's saying." Tommy rolls his eyes which makes the older of the two chuckles to himself. "Aw, come on, Toms. Don't be like that!" The others could only imagine what the guy could be doing by the tone of his voice.

"Just shut the hell up!"

"Rude."

"Okay, seriously!" Wilbur talks again. "Who the hell is this guy?"

There's a few seconds of silence before the unknown male breaks it, "Does my voice really change that much?" He says, now using an American accent.

"Dream?!" Everyone in the call yells, making him hold back a laugh.

"What are you doing in the UK? And at Tommy's house?" Sapnap asks. "I thought that if you were to ever go to the UK it would be to visit George."

"Over my dead fucking body!" Tommy yells. Which just confuses them more.

"Can you stop being an overprotective little shit for one second?" Dream asks, using his British accent once again.

"In all fairness, you're not much better," Techno says.

"Shut it, Pig boy. You're not helping."

"Okay, wait. What exactly is going on?" George asks.

"I'm staying with Tommy for the next little bit." Dream says as if that would explain everything. Which it didn't. "And as to why... Well, Tommy's actually my little brother." That makes the whole chat yell a mix of different things. Well, almost the whole chat. This wasn't anything new to Techno.

"That's right, you're the one who visits at this time," Techno says without really thinking.

"Wait, Techno you knew about this?" Tubbo asks. "How? Even I didn't?"

"You two are dealing with this by yourselves." With that, Techno left the call.

"That bitch." Dream mutters, sounding a lot like Tommy. "If I left you to fend for yourself, what would you do?" Dream asks as he turns to Tommy.

"Stab you with a fork," Tommy says with no hesitation.

"You don't need to be so extreme- Ow! Fuck! What the hell was that for?" Dream curses as he rubs the spot on his arm that Tommy had stabbed him. "I wasn't really going to leave!"

"I felt like it." Tommy shrugs before pointing the fork at his brother again. "And you better not."

"Really glad I'm leaving in two weeks." Dream mutters, "You and Drista, man. Why do you both like forks so much?" All Tommy does is shrug, making Dream sigh. "So glad to be leaving."

"So, you two are brothers?" Tubbo asks.

"Yeah." "Yep," The two reply.

"Why did you never tell us? And how did Techno know?" Tubbo asks again.

"Never saw the point." Tommy starts, "And for a little bit we used to live in California which is where Dream met Techno. They just kept in contact after we moved back to Florida."

"No, didn't we move to the UK after we lived in California?" Dream asks, leaning his elbow on Tommy's desk and placing his chin in the palm of his hand.

"I don't think so," Tommy says. "I only remember moving here with Mom."

"Really?" Tommy nods, "I thought we lived here for a year, a year and a half before moving back to Florida." All Tommy does is shrug, making Dream sigh before turning towards the door. "Hey, Mom! Where did we move to after California?"

"Florida!" Their mom yells back.

"Hah! I told you!" Tommy yells as Dream rolls his eyes. "I knew you never lived here."

"Uh, I'm not the only one more confused now, am I?" Sapnap asks, the others agreeing with him. "Care to explain?"

"No." Dream says before making Tommy leave the call.

"You bitch. Did you really have to do that?"

"Yeah."

Brother Au. Because yes.

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