saiki k: stop shifting here, good grief! (crackfic)

part 3: toritsuka's ghost test (the errand sent by saiki)

Saiki's POV: I MUST figure out where all these entities are coming from. And if they're world jumping, Jesus Christ. Am I ranting to you guys? I suppose. It's not that I don't want to rant to anyone else, but I never do, AND learning that beings are coming from other worlds into ours would be slightly frightening. I've yet to even figure out where all these people are coming from. They're real people. Don't ask me how I know that, unless you want a flashback. Fine, for the sake of the story, I'll give one. For all problems, it's 2021, so I ran to the group chat.

GC: ESPecially Sexy Mamas
Users in GC: Me, toritsukdeeznuts, a1uraa333
Name last updated by user toritsukdeeznuts.

Me: I need you all ASAP.

a1uraa333: OMFGGGGG YOU NEVER TEXT HERE YOU SHOULD MORE LMAO
anyways it's 1am... dude what do you need this late at night ?

Me: So all the new transfer students haven't been alarming to you?

a1uraa333: uhh I mean it's a little weird but I just assumed it was just coincidence they moved here like that..
are u trying to say it's supernatural

Me: Yes. They're coming from different worlds.

toritsukdeeznuts: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

Me: I actually need your help, Toritsuka. I'm curious whether these people transferring are actually real, and not ghosts or something along that line.

toritsukdeeznuts: OOHHHH ok i'll just go hug them all lmao

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Toritsuka's POV:

Okay, so Saiki wants me to go hug all the transfer students. I guess that's what he meant. I don't know.
Flash forward a few hours, and I'm now at school. Alright, got to do what Saiki told me to. There's the first transfer student. A pretty brunette too. I'll go talk to her.. if I'm lucky...no. I'm on a mission. Keep your head straight!

Person 1:

"Hey miss lady, I'm Reita Toritsuka, but you can just call me Reita. Do you like it here? When I first moved, I was a little bit nervous-"

"Yeah, I know who you are. My name's Ava. I bet you're just trying to get in my pants. It is nice meeting an actual character though. Do you know where Aren is?"

"Are you his relative or something? Sure, I'll take you to him. Only if you give me a hug though!"

"No! But I'll high five. Also, sureee, guide me to Aren."

Person 2:

"OH MY GOD ARE YOU TORITSUKA?????"

"Uhh.... yeah.... but how do you know me? We've never met before."

"I LOVED you in Saiki K! You were the funniest comedic relief character!"

"Comedic relief..... WHAT..????? Context?? Are you ESP too?"

"Oh. I forgot you all actually don't know you're characters. Somewhat. I can teleport to television shows, but I ain't telling you how!!!"

"WE'RE REAL!!! YOU"RE DELUSIONAL????!!! Uh....what's your name?"

"My name's Sofia. Wanna fuck?"

"Can't say no to that! I like crazy girls!"

Narrator: So they did.... that. Definitely one way to prove someone's not a ghost. Actually, it's number 5 out of all the 258 ways.

He greeted the rest, but got lazy after the fifth one. The author was too lazy to fill the plotholes of that one.