"Irwin you have a visitor wake the fuck up!" The guard yelled. I groan before sitting up and smacking my head on the wall, just my luck to start my day with a headache whoohoo!
"Who the fuck would visit me?"
After they found her body everyone just started to hate me, although I didn't care I wondered why, didn't I do the world a favor? I saved so many band members from getting STDs and people from having to look at those god awful buck teeth.
I sat down at the table to wait and I started to thing why did Brayanna's parents even keep her like have they seen her teeth? Bitch looks like stitch.
"Oh hi darling! I missed you!" I heard my mums voice and instantly tried to hug her but the guard pulled us apart "No touching." He warned. "Sometimes not getting enough action" I muttered under my breath. I almost hugged her anyway because I really didn't give a rat tooth about the rules but I really didn't feel like dealing with the cocky guards any more than I already had to. "I missed you too." I smiled at her. Yeah, I smiled. She was the only person who I had a soft spot for, besides my little sister and brother but my step-dad won't let them visit me.
"How are Harry and Lauren?"
She sat down on the opposite side of me "They miss you, a lot." I frowned and looked up at the clock, they told me I only had 20 minutes with her, when I noticed the familiar face walking down so I put my foot out and watched her trip "Ow fuck!" I giggled.
"Oh oops, watch where you're going blind bitch." I replied but earned a slap from my mother before the guard walked over and put my cuffs and chains back on me "Alright times up for you." He sounded annoyed but I just smiled innocently.
"Aw have a sense of humor once in a while, maybe if you laughed sometimes you wouldn't be so ugly." He took off the cuffs and chains and shoved me in my cell "Hey! Look its Irwin, locked in your cell so early, why can't you just follow the rules?" I saw Farrah walking with the Asian kid. "Oh hi, I don't do rules. Take a joke baby." I winked at her and she raised her middle finger to me
"Sit on it and rotate, I'm not your baby."
*****
Farrah here.
This isn't even good I'm sorry.
Question: How old are you guys?
