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🌿{Wild West AU} France🇨🇵/USA🇺🇸🌿

[France♀️//USA♂️]

You don't get anything for free pal

A wine bottle and two glasses were laying on the table, along with a document,titled "Donation". Two countries were sitting at the table,chatting and laughing. After couple glasses, France decided to go.

*Muah* *muah*

France gave kisses on both of Americas' cheeks.

"Mommy loves you, but now I better be going. Au revoir,see you soon!"

France left the Americas' office. America looking at her, waving.

"Bye, hope to see you soon too!"

America looked at piece of paper once again and just smiled.

"2000$, two thousand!"

America murmured.

France waved one last time before leaving the building. Opening the door to the dusty meadow. Sun was shining in her face so she put on a hat. Her horse was waiting for her at the entrance. A brownish-black horse have risen its head and waited for it's master to untie it. She pet it and climbed up to his back. Horse was slowly galloping and France just thought to herself as leaving the city:

"Nice."

With a smirk on her face,she shouted a command to which horse started to run.
Everything went according to plan.
And as old people would say:

"Shit was about to go down."

In next town she met with some friends of hers. All three were on their horses, they all had bandanas on their faces and hats on their heads. They would look like basic bandits if there wasn't for a little detail, their expensive coats made of fine fabric with small golden decorations.
Sun was setting.

"Lets go boys,now or never!"

She shouted as they started galloping to the next city about 4 kilometers away.

"Where were you? You said you're going to come sooner."
- one with black bandana asked France while they were traveling.

"I visiting my son, you know, USA, he won't bother us. I made him drink couple of glasses of wine, and he is soo weeeak to alcohol- I can confidently say that he won't be fully conscious for at least 12 hours."

"So you basically cleared or way France, congrats."

One with yellowish-white bandana said. Others also congratulated France. They already had mad respect for her as their leader, but she never failed to surprise.

Group of four slowed down as they saw the city in the distance. Sky was beautiful orange - red color. As their horses ran,they blew the dust in the air.Gang left their horses in front of the bank. One with black bandana pulled out a rifle out of his big bag and gave it to France. She filled it with bullets. Others grabbed their revolvers.
France smashed trought the door with her leg.

"Open up fuckers! Mama's gotta gift for you!"

Bullets flew and the gang quickly ran away with their horses. Bags full of money. Only thing heard was their laughter. Darkness fell on American continent.

"To the border, quick!"

France shouted to her gang.
They were galloping for good two hours until they got near the border. They hid in the forest and finally examined their pray.

"Count."

One with brown bandana, the quiet one, said as he was carrying most of it.

"2,3,4"

"5,5.5,6,7!"
"We got seven thousand American dollars!"

They all cheered,but soon realized that they must go on. It was dead of the night, only crickets were heard.

Canadian border wasn't far away and with darkness covering them,they will be in Canada until morning. Horses got their rest and the gang moved on.

France knew this territory better so she lead them trough the forests.
It took almost a day to get to the port they were going towards.  After they came they took of their bandanas and coats and put them in the bags with money. Canada awaited his mother at the shore.

"I'm so sad you're leaving so early"
Canada said while hugging his mother,to which she replied:

"I'm also sad my dear, but I'm coming again on holidays, so don't worry, I love you."

*Muah*

Another kiss,but on the forehead.
France and her companions got on the ship back to Europe along with the money. Canada waved from the shore and wished for a happy sail.
No one had the slightest idea...

A

story that started and ended with a kiss