That One Magic Friend (Harley Quinn TV Series x Male Reader)

He's trying to help

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IN ARKHAM ASYLUM

Y/n: "[Muttering] Not again, she can't keep spending her free time like this, waiting for someone who isn't going to show up."

A 6'4, (s/c) Male was walking down the hall of high security cells, wearing a a white shirt with a blue overalls, black shoes, a blue metal bracelet on each wrist. He looked tired with bags under his eyes.

He had a 6ft tall, bald, African-American, wearing a guard uniform by his side holding an assault rifle.

Guard: "I think your worrying to much" As he slung the rifle over his shoulder.

Y/n: "I probably am it's... it's just, been a while since I've actually had friends, other than you of course Jake."

Jake: "Mhmm, look you told me, you couldn't make friends due to mis-control of your powers, right? Well you got a hold of 'em 7 years ago and you decide to side with villains, of all people, course their gonna have a bit of baggage, right?"

Y/n: "Nah, even for a villain it's still reeeal unhealthy, I mean me and Ivy have been trying to convince her for what 5? 4? months now, Ivy has been for god knows how long she's been- oo here's my stop, see ya man."

The duo stop in-front of a large iron door, Jake puts a key in a code pad and the door opens.

Jake: "Yeah, I'll be seeing ya, try not to get into trouble." As he starts walking back the way they came.

Y/n: "I'll be fine hopefully." You walk though the door in to a carpeted hallway with iron walls, full of doors. You walk to the last door, to the right and open it.

You enter a prison visitation room, and find Poison Ivy leaning on a wall be behind Harley Quinn.

You go up and lean on the wall next to Ivy.

Y/n: "Hey Ivy, soooo do i need to even guess what she's doing." Pointing to Harley

Ivy: "Hey Y/n, and nope, over the past couple months I think you've gotten the gist of things."

Harley: "Oh! Mistah J?" She puts her hands to the glass.

As a man in a purple suit responds.

Man: "Hmm"

Harley: "Oh, sorry, my bad. I mean, ya looked a little like him." She says a bit disheartened.

Killer Croc: "I don't know why you bother comin' here. He's never showing up."

With an annoyed look on her face, she takes the phone cable, ties it around Crocs neck and slams it into the visitor cubicle glass, cracking it.

He leaves, ripping the cable off, holding his nose. Passing Ivy and you.

Harley: "Fuck off!"

Ivy: "Yeah, fuck off!"

Y/n: "Sorry man, but you kind had it coming"

Ivy: "But for the record, he does have a point." She crosses her arms.

Harley: "Just give me 15 more minutes. Joker's probably still fightin' Batman." She looks back toward the window.

Y/n: You pinch the bridge of your nose. "You have have been sitting here for 2 straight hours."

Harley: "So"

Ivy: "I don't know, hon. It's, you know, most superhero fights, they're not like, eh... Calendar Man, how long has she been in here?"

Calendar man: "Oh, hey, Ivy! 183 days"