That One Magic Friend (Harley Quinn TV Series x Male Reader)

A Week After

AT THE LEGION OF DOOM HEADQUARTERS

Scarecrow: "Oh, crazy about Joker and Harley. I heard they tried an open relationship thing, which everybody knows only works for gay men.

Bane: "Your idle gossip distracts me from my master plan: Break the Batman." He says as he stirs his coffee. "Punish Gotham for its transgressions, and stand atop the mountain of skulls left in my wake." He drops his spoon.

Scarecrow: "Oh... anyway, I heard Harley-

Joker: "Morning." As he walks to get coffee.

Bane: "How are you?"

Joker: "Fine. Why wouldn't I be?" He's says as he gains a scowl.

Scarecrow: "Because Harley dumped you, yeah" He says cautiously.

Joker: "People are saying that Harley dumped me?" He walks up into Scarecrow's face and starts laughing maniacally. "Please! You know what? I don't even care, I wish her well." As he shakily drinks his coffee.

IVYS APARTMENT

At the counter Ivy and Y/n are talking while Harley and Frank are watching TV.

Ivy: "Ok, let me get this straight, your powers... came from some God."

Y/n: "I think so, I mean look, some voice came in my head, said he gave me powers and then I killed my parents."

Ivy: "Y'know we've got to get you out in the city, I've just realised you've missed out on so much you can't even do now."

Y/n: "It's fine spending one forth of your life in prison wasn't so bad I mean I got a TV. I mean the only thing I wanna try is brownies, they looked good, OH and videogames, apparently there super fun.

Ivy: "Alright it's you first time out a prison cell in 15 years, you can do what you want." As she pours two cups of coffee and give you the jug that's half full.

Harley: "Ivy, no rush, but Howie Mandel's only showing how to turn Thanksgiving leftovers into an entire nativity scene."

Ivy: "Oh, my God! Wait, what?" She shouts "Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot." As she speed walks to the couch and sits down.

Y/n: "Oh I know this guy."

Harley: "You do?"

Y/n: "I've watched his criminal cooking classes, he actually came in one time, nice guy." You say as you jump on the couch.

Harley: "You met him. Awww lucky."

Howie: "Next, I'm gonna show you how to make a mashed potato Virgin Mary. But first, please welcome my, uh, surprise co-host." He says nervously sweating. "Uh, you know him as the clown prince of crime. Let's give it up for the Joker!" The live-studio audience gasps.

Harley: "Shit!"

Ivy: "Damn it." She says quietly.

Y/n: "Crap."

Frank: "Ooh." He says interested.

Joker: "Get ready, America. Howie's got something he's dying to tell you." As he rips off Howie's apron, revealing a time bomb wrapped round his torso.

The crew behind the cameras scream.

Frank: "Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not Howie!" He puts his limbs to the top of his head in panic

Howie: "You know what's stupid? Me, for playfully implying on yesterday's show that the celebrity villain couple, formerly known as "JoQuinn" is no more." He reads from a script in a non-natural tone.

Harley growls and scoffs towards the TV.

Joker: "Thanks, Howie. When I dumped poor, sad, what's her name..."