Yeah... This is quite the story that I very much enjoy telling.
So, I think it was like- 2 years ago maybe? My family and I went to Rome for a vacation.
A lot of things happened, on like our first day there we went to a restaurant and My GLASS CUP was like right beside my elbow and my dad was like: "[deadname] move your glass it's going to fall off the table."
I didn't move the glass.
It fell off the table and smashed into 50000 pieces.
I can't even count the amount of times I apologized for that to the poor workers.
hahahah, hehe, hah, anyway.
So yeah I think it was like day 5 in Rome and my sister, my mom, my dad, and I got onto a very crowded subway.
Beside my dad, was a short guy with uhm- a lot of plastic bags.
At the time, we didn't think anything of it, but I thought: "huh, what's he using all those bags for?"
After we got off the subway, we started walking (i don't remember where)
And then suddenly, my dad looks in his pocket.
"my wallets gone."
I kid you not, my mom started having a panic attack.
My sister and I were laughing our asses off while my mom panicked and my dad stood there like the standing emoji.
After a few minutes, my mom and dad came up with the conclusion that the guy with all those bags was the one who stole his wallet, because he was standing next to my dad.
We ended up going through all the trash cans in the city because my parents thought, since my dad wasn't the one with the roman money (or whatever it's called I know nothing about rome), that he had looked in the wallet, decided it was a useless wallet, and threw it out.
But we never found it.
But here's the thing, my dad had like his paramedic ID or something in his wallet. So that was a bit of a problem, and he wasn't able to get a new one at the time (He got a new one now but he wasn't able to until we got home).
We still haven't found that guy who (probably) stole it, or the wallet. We left the country without my fathers wallet.
Oh yeah I also almost stole something from a store by accident.
you might be wondering, "How do you steal something by accident."
Well, I was in a store, alone, my aunt was outside with the rest of my family, and I found a cool snow globe, and so I went outside WITH THE GLOBE to show my aunt and when I got out there she was like: "[deadname] YOU CAN'T COME OUTSIDE WITH THAT WITHOUT PAYING-" and I just stared at her, and then realized I was holding it and I was like: "OH- HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT" and ran back into the store.
A lot of things happened on that trip.
I got a free toy from this random guy because my mom wouldn't let me get it so the guys was like: "T a k e i t f o r f r e e t h e n" and I did.
I also ate a lot of bread and talked to my friends when it was 1am for them because I was in R O M E and I thought I was so cool and quirky.
I was a stupid kid at the time
