GROSS - HJP SOCIAL MEDIA AU

OFF TO HOGWARTS

snakes 🐍🥳

tree: prefect meetings are so boring

dragon: literally sitting right next to you

tree: don't want to talk in a meeting that's fucking rude blondie

blaze: theo and daphne are arguing again

idiot: we are not arguing we are just disagreeing aggressively

mum: yeah ^^^

tree: GRANGER AND WEASEL GOT TOGETHER!!!!!

mum: YAY!!!!!

idiot: FINALLY!!!!!!!

blaze: good for them :)

dragon: no no no
dragon: a pureblood and a mudblood shouldn't be together

tree: draco you are my best friend so i mean this in the most disrespectful way
tree: shut the fuck up
tree: OW MOTHERFUCKER KICKED ME

dragon: you deserved it lol

tree: go fuck astoria or something 🙄

mum: literally my sister babe

idiot: yeah your sister who draco has a big fat mega crush on lmao

dragon: i don't have a crush on astoria

idiot: yes you do babe we can all see it

tree: that's like me saying i don't sleep around
tree: we all know ur lying babe

blaze: still can't get over how you three call everyone babe

idiot: don't worry blaise you're my baby ❤️

tree:

idiot: literally homophobia i'll cancel u

mum: pls if anyone was homophobic in this chat it would be draco

blaze: yeah willow can't help her straightness 😕

dragon: is it just bully draco malfoy day?

tree: it's always bully draco malfoy day babe

idiot: this is literally wills