GROSS - HJP SOCIAL MEDIA AU

MEAN

harry 🖤

wills: malfoy keeps looking at me
wills: like pay attention to professor flitwick u fucking ferret

harry: i just threw something at the back of his head and he didn't know it was me

wills: IS HE YELLING AT SEAMUS FOR IT

harry: yeah lol
harry: i feel bad but i'm not admitting anything

wills: i hate how i'm on the other side of the classroom and can't listen to the tantrum he's throwing rn

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"Ms. Harlow I get you are very advanced in this class but please refrain from using your phone. It's distracting." Professor Flitwick said from the front of the classroom.

"She was probably texting her mystery boyfriend!" Padma Patil squeals.

"Yeah who is it?" Hannah Abbott asks from the seat behind Willow.

"None of your fucking business." Willow says smirking making Hannah frown and slump back in her seat. Daphne kicked her under the table for being unnecessarily rude. Willow looked at Harry who was smirking down at his desk while Ron tried to hide his laughter next to him.

"Ms. Harlow language." Professor Flitwick says "Now the bird conjuring charm also known as Avis is a spell used to conjure birds." The professor says continuing the lesson. Willow rolled her eyes already mastering this charm her fourth year and leaned back in her seat picking at her nails until the class ended.

"You were so mean to Abbott!" Daphne scolds as they leave the class.

"I'm sick of everyone being in my business all the time." Willow says shrugging. "Also dating him doesn't mean I'll suddenly become a better person." She says looking over at Harry who was already looking at her smiling. She rolled her eyes playfully and smiled back in response.

"You could've just said that you wanted to keep it secret or something like that." Daphne sighs.

"Oh well." Willow says happily. "Teaches the other people not to ask me now."

"Nice tits Harlow!" Cormac Mclaggen says as Willow and Daphne passed him and his friends who laughed at his remark.

"Thanks my boyfriend thinks they're nice too" Willow says back holding up two middle fingers to him. Suddenly Cormac's face was covered in oozing boils making Willow and Daphne break out into laughter, Willow looked behind her to see Harry putting away his wand while he glared at Mclaggen.

"Who did this!" Mclaggen exclaims looking around then he ran in the direction of the hospital wing.

"Harry that was brilliant!" Ron says grinning and Hermione couldn't keep a straight face smiling at Harry. Willow made sure nobody was looking before she blew him an exaggerated kiss. Harry pretended to catch it they both laughed in response before going there separate ways. What they didn't notice was a certain Hufflepuff watching them.

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hillow shippers

wills: that's the 15th time mclaggen has catcalled me in the halls

daph: nice hex harry

ron: wicked response though wills

wills: thanks im used to the random catcalls so i have responses just ready to be blurted out

harry: i wanted to do more than just hex him