| KENNY ONE-SHOTS LMAO | (REQUEST OPEN)

I didn't ask, dude. | KenEric, KenMan, Kenny x Cartman | ~Fluff~

| A/N |

Art, not mine! :]

| No POV |

As usual, the four boys will wait at the bus stop. Kenny normally arrived first, then after a few minutes, there was Kyle and Stan with Cartman running, kinda, after the two. Probably, to say something about Butters. Kenny sighed at that but didn't put interest into the conversation. "You wanna hang out today dude?" Kyle says to stan, trying to avoid Cartman. "Sure," Stan shrugged as he waved at Kenny. Kenny waved back, "DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT MYSTERION???" Cartman pants in between breaths. Kenny listened to the conversation a little bit, but not too much because soon the conversation will turn into an argument with Kyle. "Dude. Chill out, what?" Stan and Kyle looked uninterested but listened anyway. "HE ALMOST LOST A FIGHT WITH THE COON!" He said with a proud tone in his lisp voice. 'Damn right' Kenny thought to himself. 'Almost cut off my fucking arm' Kenny chuckled under his breath at the fact that he knew Cartman was The Coon, he made it quite obvious. 

"Ey," Kenny lifted his head crashing his train of thought, He hummed a response. "What's so funny, poor boy?" Cartman growled, thinking he was getting made fun of. Kenny shook his head in response, "nothin'" he coughed in the middle of speaking, "Fat ass." his parka muffled it but it was still obvious since he was in mid-sentence. Cartman's face grew red as he heard the other snicker behind him. "I'M NOT FAT!" Cartman shoves his finger in Kenny's face, which was wincing from the sudden yelling. "I never said you were, I said you had a fat ass." Kenny chuckled again smiling behind his parka, he turned from Cartman's view so that he didn't get yelled at more. "Awww what the fuck dude!" I heard Kyle yell, "You ruined the insult!" Kenny rose an eyebrow and chuckled, "Don't you think that insult is getting old?" Kyle flipped Kenny off and Kenny just made an innocent face expression back, Cartman was pouting.

Stanly looked at the time, "A few more minutes," Kyle nodded in response as everyone fell silent. Cartman was about to say something but was interrupted by a loud stomach growl. Kyle gave Cartman a death stare. "Wasnt me, dammit," Cartman says pointing at Kenny. Kenny hid mentally, he cringed at the stomach growl. "Poor boy is hungry." Cartman smirked, "Got any money? I could buy you some food!" Cartman taps his chin, "Oh wait, I forgot..." Cartman sticks his hand in his pocket to mock the fact that Kenny was poor, pulling on the inside of his pocket.  "Don't be an asshole, Cartman," Kyle says with a cold sneer. The bus drove in, while everyone boarded Kenny's stomach growled again. To prevent it from being more obvious he clenched his stomach with his arms as he sat by himself.

| Cartman POV |

I kept chuckling at what I said to Kinny, Ha, I was so cool. 'Who cares if it was mean, I don't think that would bother Kinny.' It was almost lunchtime, I was doodling The Coon on my paper, It's not like I was paying attention to the teacher anyway. I wasn't finished with the doodle but the bell rang as everyone scurried from their seats, I rolled my eyes and shoved shit in my bag. I swung over my shoulder and hit someone from behind me, I was about to turn around to see who it was but they darted away. Asshole, it was Kinny. 

I wasn't too concerned, I followed him any way I might catch him poorly flirting with a girl. I chuckled at the thought as I saw Kinny darting down the hall. Pulling out my phone, I was going to use this as blackmail. 

When I walked close to the bathroom there were no girls or guys in there which disappointed me so I lost interest. I walked away putting my phone in my pocket but stopped when I heard something clatter on the ground.  Is he vandalizing or something? I turn around rolling my eyes with a smirk and walk into the bathroom. 

"Holy shit" Kinny was lying next to the sink, body spread out with the palest face. He was staring at the floor with his head tilted and his back only slightly against the wall. "Did you die again?" I whispered so no one heard me, but then I noticed he was breathing very slowly. He shook his head lazily. "Light-headed is all, ... my bad." I was hiding any concern and got closer to him so I could pull his hood down. Not a lot of people know what he looks like, It's just me and his family members. "Dude, your lips are fucking purple." He smiled slightly and nudged my hand away from his hood and parka color. Kinny started to close his eyes, then I topped him on the face. "Hey, hey, hey!" He isn't fucking dying on me. "Dude, what happened." I put my hand on his head, "You are cold as hell, dude you are fainting! Are you fucking high or something?" I raised my voice at him and he just kept closing his eyes or staring off at the ground. "I don't- Nu-uh," he breaths out, I stand up and grab my water bottle, this whole situation pissed me off.