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OK SO THIS IS HILARIOUS I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS

OK SO HERE'S SOME BACKSTORY TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE PIC- I WAS PLAYING ROBLOX WITH MY GF MEDA AND THIS GUY JOSE CAME UP TO US AND STARTED SAYING RANDOM THINGS ABOUT NATIVE AMERICANS AND HOW HORRIBLE THEY WERE??? PRETTY SURE IT WAS SATIRE BUT LIKE FYUGHENUERH

AND THIS OTHER GIRL HELEN KEEPS ON FIRING HIM OVER AND OVER BECAUSE HE KEEPS COMING BACK AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT NATIVE AMERICANS FOR SOME REASON

AND THEN JOSE ASKS HELEN TO COME OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND SHE DOES AND THEN (FROM HER ACCOUNT) SHE TALKED TO HIM AND WATCHED HIM FALL OFF HIS PORCH AND DIE 😭

THEN SHE TELEPORTS HIS BODY BACK TO THE PIZZA PLACE AND HE BECOMES ALIVE AGAIN SOMEHOW???

AND THEN THEY TALK AGAIN AND I FORGET WHAT HAPPENED EXACTLY SO IMA SKIP OVER SOME OF IT BUT ANYWAYS- SOMEHOW HELEN DIES AND JOSE LITERALLY BURIED HER IN HIS OWN FRONT YARD AND HE INVITED US TO VISIT HER (HENCE THE IMAGE)

AND AND HE SAID SHE WAS A 'GREAT NATIVE AMERICAN' 😭

ISTG I CANT MAKE ANY OF THIS UP ME AND MEDA WERE LITERALLY DYING LAUGHING 😭

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