a joke fic i wrote back in 2020.. oh no

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Actually yes this was when I was a young sapling to writing and I wanted to write something funny about Danganronpa bc I had just finished v3 and what else was I supposed to do in quarantine so uh I hope this short little story gives you nightmares 😇✌️

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Byakuya and Makoto come back to their lovely sex house to find this lying on the couch.

Byakuya and Makoto come back to their lovely sex house to find this lying on the couch

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It's a doll of Kokichi that looks exactly like that. (They don't know who Kokichi is.)

Byakuya picks up the doll in confusion and trying to inspect it.

All of a sudden, the weird doll started chanting something weird over and over again.

"IT'S A LIE!!"

Over and over.

And then, the doll shook a lot and glitched and flew out of Byakuya's hand (and Makoto's ass)

It starts flying around everywhere and sets the whole house on fire and takes it over.

Byakuya and Makoto stand there, star struck about everything that just happened.

Then, the real Kokichi appears behind them and says,

"Wow. I think you get the message now that I AM THE KING!!"

He kills Byakuya and Makoto with his pew pew and then Kyoko comes and starves to death.

Not The end.

Lol

Polly the parrot: wOw byakuya and makoto are ded o no :<

*magically revives them*

Makoto and Byakuya aliveth again

Oh no Kyoko ded too !!!!

Polly the parrot: Kyoko cannot be aliveth sadly

The both of them are sad

But then they realize they have to catch Kokichi, so they left their burnt down house behind and didn't remember to pay rent

Then they find broke Nagito and Hajime on the side of the road, also with no house

Byakuya says,

"What the fuckers you guys don't have a house either"

Nagito: Yes because we sacrificed our house for hope

Nagato komado went and sex with Hajime in front of them

They said "uh okay"

Maki roll then appeared for no reason and went "bawk bawk"

Makoto: Oh nu I think she has despair disease what do we do :c

Hajime: Shut up you disappointment I got this

Hajime yeeyeeted Maki out of the window and then she came back and said

"Oh hi can I kill you"

Polly the parrot: NO

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That's it that's where it ends 😭 hope you enjoyed and vote if you want a part 2!! /j

And no I will not write an apology for this 🥰

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