forgets about all my other things I have to write and tries to write vocaloid fanfiction because what else is there to do when the only thing you have is your phone
hello Kaito x Meiko enjoyers please enjoy
(no not Kaito Momota but that would be funny)
also the title is true
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Kaito Shion was going to the bar. The gay bar.
Just kidding. Not the gay bar. Just a straight bar for heterosexuals. Lame, I know.
He walked into the bar to see a very hot lady pole dancing and people were throwing money her way.
Oh my god she is sooo hot I need to know her name!!! Kaito thought.
He went up to her after she was done performing. She was absolutely wasted.
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"Hiiiii hottie~! You're sooooo hot can we make out?!" Meiko said when she saw Kaito.
"Um sure.... AFTER I SEE YOU GET DOWN ON THE DANCE FLOOR"
"OKAY BET"
And so Meiko started twerking like it was nothing.
And then Miku showed up and started singing Low by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain.
And Miku didn't lie. Meiko really did get low. The boys loved it.
Especially Kaito.
"YEAHHHHH GET IT QUEEN"
Kaito was really enjoying it.
Len, on the other hand, was getting drunk as well and started singing about bananas. Why is this relevant? No clue.
Anyway. Back to the sexy couple.
Kaito picked Meiko up after she was done and she moaned softly into his ear.
"Kaito-kun~ Let's take this to the bedroom~"
"U-Uh, okay!"
Kaito has never played around like that until this point.
Will he be a bad kisser?
Honestly, yeah, probably.
They get back to Kaito's house and Kaito gives Meiko his specialty: Ice cream. Why?
I don't know. This isn't relevant either.
Kaito and Meiko FINALLY get to the bed only to see Kokichi and Shuichi from Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony getting it on already.
Kaito was shocked, but Meiko on the other hand?
"WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME. I JUST WANT TO BE WITH MY HOT BOYFRIEND. GET OUT OF HERE YOU HOMOSEXUALS"
..Safe to say she was not pleased.
Kokichi and Shuichi (hot) (real) (detective man) (omg I love him sooo much) stopped and sadly walked out of the room.
