Take Me As I Am (Completed)

Chapter Twenty-Eight

 Dedication to @alicewby :)

Chapter Twenty-Eight

"I swear to all that is holy.. If you actually make me wear a dress.. I will pluck out every single hair on your head one by one." I glared at Harry as we all sat around eating lunch. 

It was the day of the 'date' and it was only two hours until I had to go through a full two hours of complete torture. And then, of course, the three hour date. I had already marked today on my calendar as 'worst day of my life.'

"Sorry, babe, but my hair is protected by our body guards. You wouldn't be able to," Harry replied with a slight smirk.

"I have my ways, Styles." I said through gritted teeth. "One thing you never, ever say you'll make Al Grate do.. Is wear a dress."

"It's simply fabric, what's the deal?" Niall popped into the conversation, eyeing me as if he was intent on the answer.

"I like pants too much to cheat on them with nasty ole dresses." I replied simply, making sure to avoid all eye contact with the boy.

"I bet it's because she looks super hot in them and she doesn't want to ruin the male race and make us girls have absolutely no self confidence." Trinity piped up with a sly grin.

I shook my head violently. "Not even close. Me in a dress resembles shoving a dress onto a rhinocerous. Not a pretty sight."

"Well, since there is no way you can talk yourself out of it, we'll be able to determine that fact for ourselves." Harry winked. I swear that child was enjoying ever second of this. Evil, evil boybander.

"Where are we even going?" My arms were crossed as I muttered the question.

"I would tell you.. But then I'd have to kill you."

"Seriously? That's the most cliche line in the book, dude." I snorted.

"But it's true.. Because if I told you.. And Miranda found out.. She'd kill me. So I'd have to kill you first." Harry snickered.

"Boys are so stupid," I accused.

"But you don't like girls, either." Andie pointed out.

My response was quick, "I just don't like people in general."

"Really? Wow, I would never have guessed that. I thought you loved everyone and everything, I thought you were all butterflies and rainbows!" Trinity gasped.