[ HIATUS ] 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝟗 «𝐁𝐍𝐇𝐀 𝐱 𝐈𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐅𝐞𝐦 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫»

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐀𝐦 𝐈?

First Person P.O.V

All of a sudden I felt coldness and darkness wrapping around me. I felt like I was suffocating and as if everything around me was slowly killing me. Soon after awhile I tried moving my arms but I couldn't. Everything felt squishy and I tried kicking my ass out of this situation. I kept kicking until I heard a young females voice speaking. "Honey! She's kicking!" The crazy lady yelled. "She's kicking!?" The mans voice yelled. 'Bitch where exactly am I?' "You're in an uterus" A soft feminine voice told me. 'I'm in a wOt?'  "An uterus? I thought you already knew this?" 'How tf did I end up in a damn uterus!? Also... WHO ARE YOU!?' "I might as well show myself"  The voice then snapped her fingers and I felt myself leave the uterus without my weird uterus body behind.

Third Person P.O.V

Y/N felt herself revert to her normal body only to enter a small room with a couch with a female lady sitting on it. She had smooth caramel skin and curly black hair. When Y/N faced her she couldn't help but feel the care free aura this person held. "Well I'm going to explain this once pretty girl. You, your cat, and friend Marlene are now in My Hero Academia. You were currently in an uterus of your new mother. That book you made let you come here. What I'm saying is that your about to live the life you and many others have wished for their entire lives." The curly haired female answered.

Y/N was and is currently shocked. I mean she is about to live the life she has wished for many years. "Wait... Did I die from Truck-Kun?" Y/N asked. "I mean technically yes." The curly head answered. "What's your name if you don't mind me asking." Y/N asked. "Well that is disclosed for the moment." The Random Person answered. "Shit. Wait that means I get to see Moony! Where's Moony!?" Y/N asked. "He's actually at the house and is confused but you'll be able to see him in a few days." Random Person answered. "What do you mean in a few days?" Y/N asked. "Well that's when your mum is due." Random Person answered again.

"Wait does that mean I can fuck up the plot?" Y/N eagerly asked. "I mean sure I guess. But you'll have terrible consequences to pay afterwards." Random Person answered. "Also heres your phone and if you want any paper back manga once your out of the coochie just call me and I'll be there. Also if you want you can stay here until the due date comes and poof you'll see the new world. You might see me here and there but other than that we should be chill." Random Person explained. Y/N nodded excitedly. "That means I get to meet Shinsou right!?" Y/N asked excitedly.

"Yeah I guess you do." Random Person answered. "This is going to be fucking awesome." Y/N sighed in pleasure.

"Well if your staying you can take the bed and I'll take the couch. Plus I usually sleep on the couch." Random Person told Y/N. Y/N nodded and went towards Random Person's room. Inside was a large manga collection with purple LED lights hanging around. A bunch of anime posters hanging across the walls along with a laptop playing Attack On Titan. "This feels like I'm inside a fanfiction." Y/N muttered. Soon enough Y/N feel asleep not knowing how long she would be sleeping. 

"WAKE UP! IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO BE BORN!" Random Person yelled in Y/N's ear. "What?" Y/N mumbled confused. "Your little fetus body is ready to leave the uterus. Go on and live your life." Authour-San said with little tears in her eyes. 'She's crying?'  Y/N thought. "Good luck!" Random Person shouted and Y/N felt herself leave.

First Person P.O.V

I suddenly felt myself in the warm yet dark area and immediately knew I wanted out. 'Kick! I want out of this weird shit!'  Soon enough I could hear the lady gasping and man yelling at another person? Soon enough I felt myself getting touched by a cold human hand and I felt myself crying from all the bright lights. 'Shit I can't move!' And I couldn't see anything. Everything was black, grey, or white. 'Fuck I can't see shit either.' Soon enough I was handed to this lady who was crying herself. Soon enough she was crying on me. 'I know this lady isn't crying on my face right now. I can't deal with this shit.' And soon enough a grown man was crying on me with a teenage boy with him. 

'Please stop crying on me! I just want to sleep.' I then decided to wail a bit so they can stop crying on me. The grown man and woman stopped crying on me and handed me to the teenage boy. 'He looks familiar.'  He then held me telling me how glad he was to have me here. 'I'm just as happy as you are. All I gotta do is eat, sleep, cry, and relax.' He then started telling me how long I was in there and he's my older brother. 'Well he sure talks aLoT'  I want some sleep right now so I'm just gonna close my eyes. 

Soon enough I feel a flash over my eyes and I slowly open them to see my now sleeping brother. 'HE LOOKS SO CUTE! I JUST WANNA SQUISH HIS FACE (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧'  I then see my father awing and my mom fast asleep. 

(Timeskip bought to you by a cute Izuku!)

It has now been four months and I can see some colour but mostly red. What I do know is that my name is still the same but my last name isn't. Turns out my big brother is Oboro Shirakumo. Ah I'm gonna miss him. Anyways today I'm gonna meet some friends of my mother who's child was born in the same month as me. I wonder who it is though. 

"RING! RING! RING!" The doorbell went off and my mom immediately opened the door to her friend. Soon enough I got a wide view of who was there and I was shocked. Their stood an indigo haired woman with purple eyes. 'NO FUDGING WAY!'  I tried crawling or moving myself towards the lady trying to see the baby. "Aww look she's moving!" My mom exclaimed excitedly and then picked me up and showed me to the lady. "Y/N this is Ayumi my best friend! This is her son Hitoshi!" My mom told me in a cheery voice. 'YASSSSS! HAHA! NOW I CAN HELP THIS BOI!' I then squealed happily making my mom happy knowing that I was happy. 

My mom and Ayumi both sat down on the floor and made Hitoshi and I sit forward facing each other. 'HE'S SO CUTEEEE! IM GOING TO DIE!'  Hitoshi then looked forward at me and had a confused face while I was happy. His mom and mine were talking while I was talking to Hitoshi but with babbles coming out my mouth. He talked a bit but to our moms babbles came out.

Soon Oboro came back from school and saw Hitoshi and I babbling and was having an aneurysm from how cute we were.

Eventually hours past and Hitoshi had to leave and when he noticed that he started crying. "Seems like he doesn't want to leave. C'mon love we'll come over again." Ayumi told Hitoshi but he wouldn't cry and I didn't want him to cry. "C'mon we'll see each other again." I told him but mostly babbles came out that Hitoshi seemed to understand. Hitoshi stopped crying after awhile and he left leaving my mom to feed me with some formula.

Soon enough Dad came home and said he brought me a present which made mom happy. I was excided to cause usually my presents were filled with food that mom didn't know about. Should he be feeding a four month old fried chicken? Nope.

"Look what I got you sugarplum!" Dad shouted and he then pulled out... the most ugliest looking ladybug plushie that you could find. It looked like someone had shit on it and handed it to me. "Look at her face! She's in so much shock cause she loves it!" Mom shouted, with Oboro coming downstairs to see what the noise was. "Look at what I got her!" Dad showed him it and Oboro gasped. "Dad, that looks like you took a shit on it and painted it red." Oboro deadpanned.

Dad gasped dramatically. "How dare you! This fine specimen is beautiful!" Dad shouted at Oboro. "Dad please. It looks like stuck it up a cows ass." Oboro shouted back. They both kept shouting back insults and I was so close to laughing my ass off. I lost it when Dad said Oboro's hair looks like a Smurf took a shit on it. That's when I laughed and everyone turned to look at me. Oboro started laughing with my little gurgles.

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Hello! Since I got back into anime and got this idea I decided I wanted to make a BHNA book. My writing and style has improved so hopefully this isn't corny at all. Don't forget to vote and take care of yourselves!