[ HIATUS ] 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝟗 «𝐁𝐍𝐇𝐀 𝐱 𝐈𝐬𝐞𝐤𝐚𝐢 𝐅𝐞𝐦 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫»

𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐅𝐮𝐧

First Person P.O.V

And here's the day yet again... July 21. My birthday! Hitoshi's was on the first and his was purple themed but mostly the only things we did was sleep which was alright with us.

'Just the two of us, just the two of us~' Mom then came into the room all excited. 'Oh great. It's her again.' If your wondering why I'm a little salty it's because she let Dad watch me. He's a horrible babysitter and for fun I ruined the house and Mom got mad at me which was perfectly normal but I don't care.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!" Mom yelled all excited. 'Shes going to kill my earsssss' I then was picked up and say on my high chair. Oboro was laughing at my cute face while Dad was talking with mom. I pouted disappointed.

Since I am smarter than my entire family I can now fully speak in sentences which surprised everyone except Shota who was curious.

'I wonder who's coming tho' I was then snapped out of my thoughts by a plate being set in front of me. On there was banana/strawberry cereal prices with tiny slices of bacon.

'IM IN HEAVEN! YESSSSS!' I then grabbed the food immediately and stuffed my face. "I love food." I sighed in pleasure. "I'm still wondering how she can talk." Dad sighed with Oboro nodding his head with him. "Either way I'm happy to spend today with my little Y/N!" Oboro yelled with happiness.

'JUST CAUSE IF ONE DOESN'T MEAN ILL ALWAYS BE SHORT!' Oboro started laughing at my irritated face that was stuffing down cereal. "Now that you think of it, usually in my family we usually take our parent's height and my tall could you've taken mine so my sugarplum will most likely take mom's," Dad stated. I then looked at mom and actually realized how short she was.

"How tall is mommy?" I asked with an irritated face. "She's 5'0 sis." Oboro teased me while I had a shocked face. 'OH HELL NAW! PLEASE NO! I WAS ALREADY SHORT IN THE OTHER WORLD SO PLEASE NOT HERE!' I then realized Random Person could fix this.

'AUTHOR-SAN! PLEASE MAKE ME TALL! I DON'T WANNA BE SHORTER THAN LEVI GOSH DAMN IT!' "I mean sure I guess. I'll make you... Kirishima's height? Then you're about the same height as Momo and Todoroki. Also, word of advice doesn't forget honorifics cause we ain't in Kansas anymore. Toodles." Random Person then left.

"Mommy is small just like a dwarf." I mutter but all three heard me. Dad was laughing while Oboro had an inner monologue and mom was sweat-dropping. "No, no, no mommy is oompaloopma!" I yelled again liking my mom's face. Dad lost it again while Oboro was on his phone wheezing. Then his phone went off and Hizashi learned what I said and was now laughing his ass off. "AIZAWA! GET OVER HERE,!" I heard Yamada yell into the phone and a bunch of huffing sounds following after.

Shota heard what I said and then left complaining about how a waste of time it was.

"Anyways! My lovely daughter, it's your first birthday! And you can talk so tell is what do you wanna do today?" Dad asked with happiness in his tone. 'I mean I really hate that damn plushie...' "Can we burn that ladybug poop plushie?" I asked with my innocent voice. Dad bopped my nose. "Nope!" Dad shouted.

I groaned complaining. "Well you need to get ready Y/N for your birthday and let you have your nap." Mom told me and I got up and made signs that I wanted to be carried. "Fine, you baby." Mom muttered. "Well I am a baby still mommy." I told her.

Mom took me to her and dad's room where my crib resided. She got me ready for today and I was wearing jeans overalls with a t-shirt on and some sandals. 'At least I won't be sweating my butt off.' Mom brushed the few little teeth I had. 'Teething is so painful.'