Quackbur One shots :]

Idk what this is, but it isn't angst, so that's good! ^^

Ayup, so just a reminder this is not the content creators, it's their characters :) MOVING ON

Wilbur's POV:

Where is that dumbass..
I sigh, my hands in my pockets, moving quickly through Las Nevadas, looking for Quackity, or Slimecicle.

God damnit! Where are they?

I was only looking for Slimecicle because he was never too far apart from him.

I turned the corner and heard Quackity and Slime talking. I didn't hear what they where saying, I ran up behind Quackity and picked him up.

"Wilbur! Put me down!" He yelled
I laughed "Why?" I smile at him.
"Just put me down!" I put him down and rest my arm on his head. He was extremely short.
"Ugh, you are so annoying!" He showed my arm away. I pulled out a cigarette and lit it. He immediately took it out of my mouth and stomped on it.
"What did I say about smoking! It's bad for you!" He sighed and crossed his arms. I blew out the smoke that I got out of it.
"Well, that was rude!" I scoffed
"I told you not to smoke" he rolled his eyes,
"Well, don't sell cigarettes then!" I smile smugly, I lean down and get close to his face, inches from it.
"Whatever.." he starts to walk off, so I follow him. It seemed kind of like I was a body guard of some sort.
"Will you quit following me, asshole" He stopped and looked behind him at me.
"Not as long as I am around" I chuckle and walk past him. He was FUCKING SHORT! HA!
"Ugh, you are such a dickhead" he shakes his head and walks beside me.
I take off my coat and hold it, the sun finally getting to me somewhat.
"You hot now?" He sighed smiling
"Yeah, I am hot and you know I am hot!" I laugh.
He turns a light shade of pink and walks faster.
"That's not what I meant, you dumb bitch!" He laughed
"I better get going, me and Ranboo have a burger van to Run" I laughed and start walking off.
"Bye, Wilbur." He sighs
"Bye, Quackity! I'll see you tonight. Love ya!" I wave my hand back at him, still walking off, I could hear him mumbling, probably something about me being a dumb ass or something.

He loved me and that's all I bloody cared about.