"Aww don't cry, Mama is just having a little lie down. Your fine" I struggle to stop the baby from crying, and mentally groan.
I was born to be a baby sitter. This is not how I wanted to start the day.
"Wow" I turn and see Y/n?
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"You suck with babies" she laughs.
"Actually, I'm great with kids" I joke. "Its just little Harvey here. Is a pain in the ass" I carry on trying to keep the baby quiet.
"Your doing it all wrong. How about you transform into his mum"
"Why?"
She gives me a really bitch face, so I comply.
"... She's hot. Anyway, hold the baby like" She holds are arms up, pretending to hold a baby, "This" I nod then do it.
"And... One sec" She runs round the corner, making me raise an eyebrow.
She soon comes back, holding a dummy?
"Where did you-?" she quickly puts it in the baby's mouth, and he starts quieting down. My eyes widen.
"Whoah."
We sit down on the bench, and I hold the sleeping baby in my arms, slowly turning back to my normal self.
"Where's the baby's mum?"
"In there. She's sleeping"
"Why do you have her kid?"
"Well sees been staying up all night for like a week. So just to make her smile, I decided to baby sit, to let her sleep"
"Awww. That's sweet"
"Yeah well, I like making people smile"
"Your such a softie it's adorable" She laughs, ruffling my hair a little.
I get a little flustered but before I could do anything, I heard the baby cough. I look down to make sure he's still asleep, which he is, making me and Y/n phew.
"So how long are you just gonna sit here for?"
"Until Sofia wakes up"
"Sofia?"
"Harvey's mum"
"Ah. Well I'll just wait with you then"
"Why?"
"Well what friend would i be if I left you out here alone, with a baby you can't control?"
"A very crap one??"
"Right answer!"
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"How long has it been?" I groan, flopping my head on the bench.
"3 hours" she replies.
"My arms are killingggggg" I whin.
"I'll take Harvey"
"But then he might wake upppp"
She laughs and sits up, and gently takes Harvey out of my arms. My arms flop to the sides, as I immediately feel better.
She holds Harvey and he stays asleep somehow.
"Thank god. My arms were dying!"
She laughs.
"Bet they were."
"My family said the weirdest thing yesterday"
"What was it?"
"They wanted me, to invite you round for dinner"
"Already?"
"Yeah! It's weird"
"Hmmm. I'll join"
"You serious?"
"Well yeah if you want. I love free food"
".... Now this is why we're friends" we laugh.
"Hazaa!!"
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"Harvey is so cute" Y/n smiles. "I mean. I hate kids. But there slightly cuter when sleeping. Not in a creepy way"
I chuckle and look over her shoulder to look down at the sleeping Harvey, and smile.
"How long have we been here for?" I ask.
"5 hours"
I groan again.
"I know. I've got pins and needles!" She whins.
"Do you want me to take Harvey again?"
"I don't mind. Unless he starts puking"
"If he starts being sick keep him away from me" I chuckle.
"Bitch if he starts puking I'm throwing him at you"
