a miraculously pregnant weight gain.

chapter 2: oblivious enough.

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"A-Adrien..." Marinette stuttered, eyeing girls glaring at them, or rather her.
"Hm? What is it, Marinette?" Adrien gave her a charming smile that would normally make her knees go weak, but she had a mission.
"I... I really appreciate you defending me from that boy, but you didnt need to say I was pregnant with your baby to get him to leave...." Marinette explained. Adrien looked sad.
"I'm sorry Marinette! I should've considered you probably dont want to be pregnant with me! Maybe we shouldve said it was Luka child..." here Adrien had a sour look on his face as he took a bite out of his sandwich, the thought of Luka getting Marinette pregnant making him grumpy.
"No-no! That's not what I mean! I mean I'm not gonna have a baby with luka Adrien. I'm pregnant with your son." Marinette told him, cursing herself for ruining her chances with Adrien and wanting to shoot herself in the foot.
Adrien blinked.
"What does pregnant have to do with babies, Marinette?"
Marinette stared. No. The boy she loved couldnt be this oblivious, can he?
"Adrien... your kidding right?"
"It means when a guy gets a girl pregnant, that means she's off limits right? When a girl is pregnant by the guy it means he made her off limits to other guys and they get married right? I told the creep you were pregnant with me so he would get you're off limits" Adrien naively explained with an innocent smile. Marinette wanted to face palm. "How does pregnant relate to babies?"
Yes, Adrien was that oblivious. (He figured it out at some time.)